elizabeth 🤓

the talent manager of every big billy bass singing fish. contact for bookings

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

People who indulge in CBD gummies and indie rock would be wise to remember another “pitchfork fest” — it’s called Hell.

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

@wolfs_wardagger bottom right sweeps, quarterback with a heart of gold and a kind gaze type

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

did the mytype thing

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

New Music Alert 🚨
Just heard this new song MAPS by a groups called the YEAH YEAH YEAHS really good new group dope song 🎧

Check these guys out,

#kareno #yeahyeahyeah

[Eastern Shore Undercover ® @ShoreUndercover]

Rescue Operation: Person Trapped in Dumpster at Taco Bell
Tuesday, Nov 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM

📍 Location: Taco Bell, North Salisbury Boulevard
🌎 City, State: Salisbury, MD

Salisbury Fire Department (Station 2) has been dispatched to Taco Bell on North Salisbury Boulevard in Salisbury, Maryland, for a person trapped in a dumpster.

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

@boyhell he got a scarf’s worth of neck fat and lord I was pinching on it

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

met a dog at the bar and he tryna ignore it 😭

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Naww that gets you to L to G to B to T

[will ⋆｡°✩ @P1nkM00n]

Yeah it gets me from A to B

[garshmo @garshmo]

You are mentally ill if you use this app other than when you are driving

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

*ransom but random works too

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

My Hasidic landlord sending emails like they’re random notes

[Samantha Trimble @strimblez]

i love when someone, in this incredible age of ai, just sends an absolute fucking terrible email. that's rock and roll baby

[mammina @bringme_cats]

Found him warming his STOMACH on my CUP OF TEA!?!?

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Hearing loss is fine. Like 10% of sounds are the important ones and those are the loud ones anyway

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

I could be your CIA honeypot kate moss tonight

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

yelling frantically “DOES ANYONE ON THIS PLANE KNOW B2B SAAS”

[🏩🦞🍺🐱🍈🐛🐠🪼🩻🦪🕸️ @i0lanthe_]

Tripped over a🐜 ant & smacked into condcrete Lost 3 teeth and They scattered into the dirt and grew ibto beautiful little girls. Say hello to my daughters Telegram(french) Whatsappe (italian) and Youtube (African)😊

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

First, they messed with Charlie Kirk. Then, they messed with my brother’s friend Aaron. Then they messed with the keys on my computer keyboard, put all the keys in gay places that make you go to gay websites automatically with no input whatsoever. Then they messed with movies.

[Emerson Green @waldenpod]

There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

There’s only one outcome I’ve received from these midterms: Mitch McConnell 2028