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Mythical boiler of piss.

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@LukeCB14 I don’t want to hear anymore bitching about GTA’s franchise gap… you can be born and graduate high school in less time than the Elder Scrolls’ gap.

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@ykrnmcls I don’t want to hear anymore bitching about GTA’s franchise gap…

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@F1 quit using this stupid visual effect to highlight cars. You’re essentially recreating the dreaded glowing puck effect from the 90s Fox NHL coverage. We can all see the cars. We don’t need the flashy effect or brackets to highlight it.

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@TheOnlyDSC This clip is a gross exaggeration. I’ve personally never seen more than two people “working” at a location: one bartender and one server who never actually brings out food - rather he/she just keeps coming around saying how busy they are.

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@BWWings Ah, but your service sucks so badly that we will never get a server to replenish our order…

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@SSnoticer @forallcurious Gravity from the moon is pulling some of the light away from the earth like a small singularity, thus creating a crescent, as well as our day/night cycles.

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@FlatChickener @ianmiles https://t.co/hPepGSZySN

Iranian ship was warned. They refused to save themselves.

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@FlatChickener @ianmiles It’s not required of submarines.

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@3Legs4Wheels is Aston Martin the worst F1 team start since Life Racing’s W12 engine in 1990?

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@RandPaul @FoxNews Fact: the last time Congress declared war was June 1942. WW2.

Not for Korea.
Not for Vietnam.
Not for Desert Storm.
Not for Desert Shield.
Not for Afghanistan.

These conflicts still occurred.

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In a world full of Megan Rapinoes, be a Jack Hughes

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@joshuagates @ftdflowers Will there be an episode dedicated to tracking down the missing order?

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@3Legs4Wheels @theleestevens The worst part about Aston Martin having a shit car isn’t that Fernando has to once again suffer a terrible engine - it’s that a terrible engine provides Lance Stroll with yet another excuse to hide his shit performance behind.

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Everything you need to know about the GENDER-SWAPPED "Burbs" remake:

Tom Hanks is now a black woman named "Samira."

Carrie Fisher is now a WHITE British man named "Rob."

Together they have a mixed-race baby SON who's there for apparently no reason…

…except to give Samira the chance to talk about her “leaky nipples” every five minutes.

Samira also has a GAY brother.

And her WHITE husband Rob has an Indian best friend/co-worker named Naveen.

Naveen's wife has left him.

At one point, Naveen tells Rob “you are raising a black son,” like he just recited the cure for cancer.

Rob and Samira also have a lesbian ex-marine neighbor.

You know she’s a lesbian because she makes sure to say "my wife" during their first conversation.

The guy with the shitty dog from the original movie is now the FEMALE head of the Homeowners Association.

All the white people in the neighborhood go out of their way to seem enlightened and make Samira feel welcomed and appreciated.

And of course, the villain is a creepy white guy who everyone calls RACIST for reporting a BLACK WOMAN trespassing on his property.

And the cops are racist too, because they show up to arrest Samira for trespassing.

There’s also a black girl babysitter who lists Michelle Obama as a reference.

And the black and brown characters never stop reminding you that RACISM EXISTS.

And this is just the first episode.

I'll let you know if I make it any further.

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@Amtrak You don’t even have your own right of way for long-haul. Your service is a leech on class 1 freight carriers forced upon them by the federal government so poor people and criminals have an option other than greyhound busses. I get commuter service, but long distance is dumb.

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@w_terrence Michael Jackson.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: The Chief of Chicago Police is being praised nationwide for the moment he STOOD WITH ICE instead of the Left

"Let me make this CLEAR! Federal agents, ICE, HSI, are officers. They are agents of law enforcement."

"If you box them in...plow a VEHICLE, you're using DEADLY FORCE. And THEY can use deadly force in response to stop YOU!"

"We need to be clear about these laws. We cannot become a society where we just decide to take everything in our own hands and start to commit crimes against law enforcement!"

"It is a crime. You may not like what they're doing. I can understand that there's a lot of emotions out there, but that does NOT mean that you get to commit a crime, especially one that could lead to deadly force."

"We need to keep everyone safe. Our responsibilities when it comes to federal agents, and I've been asked these questions, we do not interfere with the duties and responsibilities of federal agents."

This is literally just common sense.

Every single police chief should be saying this. This is DEEP BLUE CHICAGO!

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@ElderScrolls 14 years since Skyrim launched and 6 years since Todd announced Elder Scrolls VI. The very least you can do is let fans know which area(s) of Tamriel the game is set in. Or a title maybe. Something. Anything. You owe us after Starfield…

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@DanCrenshawTX By definition, aren’t all Christmas movies Christian movies?

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@TheBabylonBee We hit the pinnacle in the early 90s when @LifeCerealUS posted Where’s Waldo images on the backs of their boxes. It’s been downhill from there.