Zoltan Varga

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Oh oh oh

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@Kendragon57 😂😂 Thank you! Also, thank you for giving one of my greatest moral dilemmas in my childhood! I'll be home very soon.

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Is pasta just boiled toast?

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@Highspeed106 @SnowCassidy Can she share?

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@Highspeed106 Idk man, all I know is that you'd be lying if you say that circles aren't red

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For some reason, ovals are always purple

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"That's all you get.... a measly slice of water!"

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@UmmmAnna23 And then they're sweet.

Sour Patch Kids™

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@UmmmAnna23 ........ SpaghettiOs ?

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*sees someone cute during lecture*

*checks the date*

"Oh good, I still have like 12 more weeks to figure out how to say hello"

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@SnowCassidy The most culturally correct statement right here

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I mean, I've played a lot of good games, but the physics engine in Jenga just takes the cake

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Hey scientists, ever think of this one.... why dont we just send the hurricane to the burning amazon?

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@SnowCassidy Yes! Our online class is still open! Just remember to enroll before the add/drop due date.

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@UmmmAnna23 Zoltan Academy is in session

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@UmmmAnna23 Which one.....?

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@Highspeed106 @UmmmAnna23 I dont know how I should take this

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@Saladalec I'll take the pink one

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@Highspeed106 I'd say I'm more of a snatch jaws from the defeat of victory person

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Did you know that some humans can change colors just like a chameleon!

After staying outside for only a few hours, one can experience their skin turn multiple shades of red... and it's only at the cost of searing pain.

Cool, right?!