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diet coke enthusiast

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[Blair @vanillabun777]

how to find out if you’re an alcoholic or a really fun party girl

[Rae @raepotus]

Ants when they see sugar

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[geek bar miami mint @yourhotstonergf]

it is way too hot to be wearing a condom

[m@ @zoloftpapi]

i literally don’t even want to be here anymore like wtf am i trying for

[m@ @zoloftpapi]

i hate living near wrigley field bc why does uber pretend all the roads are closed around it

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Daveigh Chase has passed away at 35.

The actress was known for her performance in ‘The Ring,’ as well as voicing Lilo in ‘Lilo & Stitch’ and Chihiro in the English dub of ‘Spirited Away.’

[luca @jussawhole]

Streets are saying it’s flip fuck summer

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

why did no one explain Sharia law would be this awesome?

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

this movie is basically unattainable now and i hate that for us.

i need to find my dvd 😭

[BUGLAGHEM @pullmypiercing]

Why was she in the backrooms

[Brandon (taylor’s version) @iBrandonHolmes]

Allies are ALWAYS hot

[m@ @zoloftpapi]

@newsavefiles i didn’t even notice the tattoo until they waxed him 😭😭😭

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

A $7 increase in over 80 years, fvcking shameful

[nonbinary bear trade theo @TheoVelociraptr]

susan boyle aint playing this time around

[m@ @zoloftpapi]

mine wouldn’t come out clear no shade

[د. عبدالله @iDr_Abdallh]

رجل حاول ينظف الأوساخ العالقة في سيارته أكثر من مرة وما قدرت تروح، ولما راح لمغسلة سيارات تشتغل صح اكتشفوا السبب الحقيقي…

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless