𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

What if I was a little wet green alien and I slapped my little wet hand on your thigh and asked you for Marlboro Reds with telepathy, would you still love me.

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

The air is soup

Hate

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Me every morning

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Fun prank idea
Buy a disposable phone
Call your friends
Whisper their addresses
HAVE A LAUGH

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Computa make @MacaroniiBagel internet go out

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

No WiFi core

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

When the work computer so bad that it crashes illustrator and says insufficient GPU

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Taking shit in toilet I paid for

Life good

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Just saw the vet give spiderman a shot and then say oops, WHAT DO YOU MEAN OOPS

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

I usually never play superhero games cuz without fail, I yearn for a gun, why do I gotta punch the same guy 6 times til he passes out. A gun would solve this.

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

@RealBubbleBee I got that mountain power from my Nana

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Who need spatula to cook when have hand

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

@MacaroniiBagel This you

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

POV me trying to play the game with no glasses

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Its so funny seeing my dad get mad about me not caring about what my car looks like. I have it paid off, if it runs good im happy.

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Its almost midnight, why the hell am I smelling someone grilling hotdogs

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Surf's Up is a masterpiece

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

@_AlexHirsch Dammit not again

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

The mold is already telling me to be mean on cod, we are so back

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Im turning on factory settings on myself
✨️gaming in the basemnt✨️

[𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @zolykon]

Im turning on factory settings on myself
✨️gaming in the basemnt✨️