“why would you move there? everyone hates it there”
cus i have neighbors that lend me tools while you got loose stool
cus im at the bazaar while your food is subpar
cus my dog’s boyfriend lives up the street while you got dookie in your suburban stream
@GET0NMYH0RSE i gotto remind myself to hide their reply instead of putting them on blast with “whats a minor doing here” sometimes. thankfully it usually comes naturally
“youre the dumbest puppy ever huh? poor thing its okay” un actually im the smartest dog there is and also for arguments sake i am also not poor at all and hypothetically speaking thas not okay and uh
I worry about some of you. You're too loud about what you are. Retweeting my posts with stuff like "someone please do this to me already" - You're putting out an open call and you have no idea who's applying.
Stop that. I mean it. You deserve someone who earns it. Someone patient enough to pay attention, smart enough to figure out what you actually need underneath what you say you want, and dedicated enough to find the whole process fascinating rather than tedious. You deserve someone who reads everything you post and connects things you said three months apart and understands you well enough that when he finally reaches out it feels less like a stranger introducing himself and more like someone you already know stepping out from behind the curtain.
I want that for you. So raise the bar. Demand that level of effort. Filter out every lazy, careless, impatient woman who wants submission handed to themselves on a plate. They're not worth your time. Send them away. All of them.
Until I have you all to myself.