Aaron

When life gives you a lemon, carve it in five pieces and reassemble it into two lemons and start a lemon Empire. All opinions are my own. Including yours.

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

@AtomicRoboTesla @HollyConrad @ChrisPerkinsDnD If we all pretend it didn't happen, who can tell us otherwise?

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

Rug Von Smothovich in castle Ravensoft. Thanks to @HollyConrad for declaring the rug the new Strahd and @ChrisPerkinsDnD for making this the only traumatic thing last Tuesday! #wafflecrew #ClickYourHeelsTwice

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

@iAyori @trochee FYI I'm trying to avoid Twitter for mental health reasons, so I'll probably not reply anymore

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

@trochee again, I agree that there is a systematic and big issue in machine learning regarding bias against minorities! Just that not everything that goes wrong is an example of that

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

@iAyori @trochee I'm not a vendor and it's been a year since that tweet? I really don't know how to react to that

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

Google challenged federal protections for activist workers three weeks after mass employee walkouts, but the company says it’s unrelated

https://t.co/QszieadGjW

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

Twitter is again ridiculously outraged and angry about other people's outrage and anger. I'm uninstalling this stuff for a few days

[Jamesxingleton @jamesxingleton]

Let's get this right:

Heterosexual: Fuck that.

Homosexual: Fuck this.

Bisexual: Fuck you and also fuck you.

Pansexual: Fuck everything.

Demisexual: Fuck you in particular.

Asexual: Fuck no.

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

. @mattcolville I think you'll have to make every difference a plot point early on, otherwise your players will just forget

[Matt Colville? @mattcolville]

Break Your Heart: https://t.co/62F0EgGqO3 via @YouTube

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

I think this is getting out of hand

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

GREEDY BOI!!

[Randy Olson @randal_olson]

Wirth's law: Software is getting bloated and slower more rapidly than hardware is becoming faster.

#JavaScript made this law a reality. #programming #webdev

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

But I heard that humans go insane if angles don't add up to precisely 180° in a triangle https://t.co/ofWldeLAiP

[algoritmic @algoritmic]

Non-Euclidean Worlds Engine https://t.co/tIBlejRFh2 & https://t.co/By6bmwFDFE

[Cat Cosplay @Cat_Cosplay]

Fawkes has been on a diet after gaining weight in October. So we've been feeding Pike up on a cat tree where he can't get it.
Turns out this little monstah has been bringing chunks of wet food down off the cat tree for him. Like, it's heart warming. But his diet!
#Aww #Frustrated

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

@AlexielApril Nott, the best girlfriend?

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

Preparing for Easter?

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

Today was pretty successful!

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

@epere4 LOL F1RST

[Aaron @zombiecalypse]

@GMRaphi not washed up enough for academia https://t.co/31DqEXQ3xu