Zombie Command

Preparing you for the Zombocalypse one tweet at a time.

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@GhoulFriday Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

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Times like these you wish your last tweet was committed to a joke that would take 3 years for a cool punchline.

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@Grarduck Perhaps cakes and The Walking Dead is merely my cover story. I certainly did go visit a ghost town in the states.

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@Grarduck Mostly I was just eating cakes and watching The Walking Dead.

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Which is a shame, as I miss doing the site and there seems to have been lots of cool opportunities people have emailed to me.

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So, what happens if you don't check your emails for 18 months? 4,750 come in, of which 150 you keep.

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Black Ops II - Now with more zombies - http://t.co/KW8Reokw - and record breaking sales. Coincidence?

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Zombies!!! Card Game review - http://t.co/TGgYZoki - This game has retroactively made all of the other Zombies!!! games worse.

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@_ZombieSlayers If I remember to login on Friday I'll give you a Follow Friday ;) It is my birthday though, so sobriety not promised.

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@Conojito I don't know if I'd say I was back back, but wouldn't kill me to update once in a while :) How's you?

[Smiffys @SmiffysUK]

@zombiecommand we are calling on you to help us decide if #zombies are neighbours or nobodies!? Cast your vote here > http://t.co/Yve2YblC

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How to survive the zombie apocalypse... for soccer moms - http://t.co/ILpl0VtM

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Missing Vowels for Android on Google Play's marketplace has a zombie film category - http://t.co/Sve5jGd4 - Think you can figure out all 50?

[Mike McKeown @MikeMcK1980]

@zombiecommand Android Word game Missing Vowels added Zombie Films as a guest category, RT? http://t.co/MPtFYyfZ

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Track the zombie invasion this halloween - http://t.co/45qGl8Xy

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@Knightyjr Thank you kindly. Judging by your twitter pic the year hasn't been kind ;)

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Okay, only 4,000 more emails to work my way through and I'll be caught up :)

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Well, to mark my return let's post some zombie news! Win a day fighting the undead with @arenaflowers - http://t.co/S2ayhK8h

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@YorkyPuds Ha! Some of the hours you've been putting in at the poker tables would suggest you should be walking around like one.

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@Big_Jim Yeah, my bi-annual log in to see what's up :) I should really put more stuff out.