Matt

A complicated, uncomplicated bear of a bloke. I write, I think far too much. I like to talk and Twitter doesn't give me enough letters to accurately conv.. See?

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@punkcase Order - UK117233. Shipment lost, I've been promised a replacement sending but customer service is going round in circles. I want what I paid for over 2 months ago. Please escalate and respond to my email or DM me

[Matt @zombiehammer]

Hey, @SamsungUK - I ordered and paid for a Watch Ultra with next-morning delivery 2 weeks ago today. DPD have confirmed with you the parcel is missing, and you're doing nothing about it despite contacting support and emailing the CEO over 48 hours ago. How do we resolve this?

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @acast @EdGambleComedy what on earth is that shirt? I've zoomed in and can't work it out. It's def not the original Korn cover though. Thank you please.

[Matt @zombiehammer]

I ❤️ u RHLSTP @Herring1967

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@PendlesideHosp - not only that, but I got a second tattoo also.... I just can't show that one off until the bidder has seen it!!!

[Pendleside Hospice @PendlesideHosp]

It needs verifying, but this must be a corporate challenge first... wow!😱

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@jamielenman how can I discuss the possibility of you playing at my wedding next year? Tried your PR and no reply!! Cheers :)

[Matt @zombiehammer]

Bex finally got her
@MrBarryLewis
baking sheets! She's well chuffed.

[Matt @zombiehammer]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, RHLSTP with @Herring1967 : thank you.
123 episodes, over 9000 minutes. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/X8oH4FTbAO

[Matt @zombiehammer]

Thank you @thehellyoudick for spending 534 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. Top 0.5% of listeners innit.
I'm cool. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/95g0OFoivs

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@Wildhearts_fan @dvntownsend @ChrisCatalyst Seconded

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@dvntownsend Will ANYTHING be happening with @TheWildhearts ?

Even if not, I'm throbbing to see you both on the same day.

[Matt @zombiehammer]

#PS5Share, #TheLastofUsPartII

[Matt @zombiehammer]

LOOK WOMAN. I'M JESUS. @ Burnley, Lancashire https://t.co/FSu4SDUKIR

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@ruleofthreepod Hello gentlemen. I've been rabidly awaiting a new series of the podcast - do you know when my unfaid rabid expectations will be met?

[Matt @zombiehammer]

We are glittery people. It's not the same getting glittery at home, we can't cover five hundred people in it via the medium of hugs. @ Wakefield https://t.co/7qZoVnJo7F

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@williamhanson @jordannorth1 @sextedmyboss Good evening! Are there still ratings available for picky dinners? I've probably missed the boat, but this dinner is, quite frankly, incredible.

[Matt @zombiehammer]

#PS5Share, #Cyberpunk2077

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@jordannorth1 I live on Plumbe Street, so I'm definitely going to nip down and get a selfie. Excited for your glorious return to Sexted My Boss!

[Matt @zombiehammer]

@williamhanson @bajcartwright @jordannorth1 @sextedmyboss I'm feeling this deep. I don't even watch it, but I've downloaded the app and voted for Jordan every day, and, of course, I listen to the podcast daily. We in Burnley are really proud of Mr. North. He's a fantastic person. X