asyraf

hated. adored. never ignored.

[asyraf @zonacerap]

ambik mudah je. aku kan baik.

[moku @mokudesuka]

We're cooked = masak kita

Malays been using this slang for centuries

[kamaghul deghaman @kamaghul]

Kalau ada student yang intern kat tempat kerja korang. Tolonglah jangan buli ke apa ke tengking ke.

Kesian dia ni, member pun baru start intern so manalah dia faham scope kerja yang sebenarnya. Sepatutnya guide dia, bukan buli dia 😅

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Bro to Bro : No matter how hard it gets, don’t sell your PlayStation.

[Nad @fnadira_]

HR: Awak tipu resume awak
GenZ: Awak tipu job description awak

HR: Kenapa ada gap dalam resume?
GenZ: Kenapa ada lopong tak ada staff ni?

HR: Kenapa lama menganggur?
GenZ: Kenapa awak ada high turnover?

HR: Awak sanggup buat kerja lebih?
GenZ: Awak sanggup bayar?

[asyraf @zonacerap]

berapa lama lagi sebelum kita dapat nikmati semula kemenangan Man United 😭

[asyraf @zonacerap]

tempat keje aku ler. perang sekalipun kena masuk keje sebab depa kata kurang manpower.

[reluctant @Luqmanap_]

US. Unironically.

[Dangote @Daangote]

@FabrizioRomano 🚨Tottenham is that bad even the guy in the wheelchair walked out the stadium.

[FÈRD 🇲🇾🇵🇸 @dauspozi]

Terjawab jugak soalan aku selama ni pasal part kubur tu. Dulu aku terfikir mesti lama gila umat terdahulu kena tunggu hari kiamat.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Punch, a baby monkey makes the whole internet cry, but babies in Gaza get ignored!!! Same innocence. Same pain. Just not trending enough.

[Stuff Worth Seeing @StuffWorthSee]

You never have to iron again 😍

[Hizwani Hassan @hizwani]

Nak hidup tenteram, belajar utk tidak mudah triggered atau mudah kecil hati

Lagi best jika langsung tak triggered atau kecil hati

Apa orang kata, atau bila dengar apa orang kata, jangan ambil hati

Jika mudah kecil hati atau triggered, senang orang nak main atau manipulate kita

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This clip displaying the difference between a man’s reality and a woman’s is going viral.

[kamaghul deghaman @kamaghul]

Kudos for this girl 👏🏻

[Sara @piousdeenn]

Isn’t it strange that we choose Surah Al-‘Asr to keep our prayer short, when the Surah itself is reminding us that time is slipping away and we are already at loss?

[Bara @trickyinvestor]

Gak tau ini ada hubungannya apa engga, tapi ini tulisan yg layak dibaca.

[Kristen @Kica333]

My favorite thing about going to work is the part where I get to leave.