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if you plan on replying to any tweet ive made please first take the time to review the T.H.I.N.K policy:
T- is it TRUE?
H- is it HELPFUL?
im out of characters

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🔥👊😼🔥 INCINEROAR BABY!! GO FOLLOW AND COMMISSION THIS MF IF YOU WANT SOME FIRE-ASS SPRITES!! AND THEY EVEN MADE ME A SHINY ALT AND TRANSPARENT PNG, ALL FOR $20! 🔥🔥🔥

[Brose Gross @BroseGross]

Incineroar!! *Smash Announcer Voice* Commission for @zonator . Thanks again!

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@GxGrainSon distinct lack of/really lame or underwhelming single-player experience is my biggest, easy runner-up is ancient control schemes that made sense about 20 years ago but now only exist due to stubborn old players (pressing up to jump instead of a button, for example)

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@AzothBruh I don't actively think about these snacks or seek them out, but when I happen to see them at any store I FLIP THE FUCK OUT and FEAST!!!

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@aspiringcyborg @showmetheyamz i made a mistake assuming my tweet would be taken as unambiguously hyperbolic, it seems

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@sweatyWAP_ @showmetheyamz thats so cool of him, my cleanly bi brother. cherish his toes

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@sweatyWAP_ @showmetheyamz toe-to-sister ratio

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@sweatyWAP_ @showmetheyamz fascinating.. how many sisters?? 2? 4? 6 or more?!? we need to document the correlation

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@no_good_days @showmetheyamz source: im a cis boy and this is a joke

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@ToonLover01 @tostyart im so sorry cartoonBoy. can you forgive me...

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@FloofHips i deserve compensation for seeing this tweet

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@Cracker68659106 one might call him "chiseled"

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@N4ni_N4ni the silhouette of this character could be like 10 different fucking league champs and thats GOT to be embarrassing for them at this point

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@AzothBruh as much as i despise the single hair characters, i have to respect you sticking to your principles

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@Husk444 "i love that linework. that linework is good. that linework is really good." - my girlfriends review

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BWOOOOOOAH MY WILDMUTT PRINT FINALLY CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS FUCKIGN HYUUGE ITS LIKE 16 INCHES LONG WOWIE!!!!! ITS BEAUTIFUL, GO BUY AN ALIEN RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR OWN HOME FROM @Husk444 ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼ IM GOING TO KISS IT LATER

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@amess_art diving down one of those giant chasms as all the light and music slowly fades and the light is replaced by the ominous red glow of the chasm walls and the music turns into a trippy synth horror track.. its like im traveling thru a wormhole to a different world