zone5oog

I like plants.

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Im speaking nearly extinct dialects to my houseplants as we mix sacred potions.

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It’s almost 10pm. Its 17°. I’m standing in the yard surveying the land while I mentally plot this seasons garden. I just made eye contact with a raccoon; he bowed slightly.

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47 empty bottles of Pellegrino scattered across my office floor because my plants like to stay classy.

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Doing burnouts with an ‘02 Civic in the parking lot of my old elementary school to show my first grade teacher that I made it happen. I am blessed.

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Alley ooped a fist full of Creeping Charlie to some lady walking her cat; she slam dunked over the neighbors fence.

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I was watering my houseplants with Fiji before that last recall.

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Off six corners road racing horses in a 08 Subaru Outback. This lifestyle is ridiculous.

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@t0ptease :(

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Protect your energy, it’s all you got.

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@ElonMuskAOC 21

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@ProTheDoge TIME TO BUY. 😈

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@POTUS Okay.

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@InternetH0F And here I thought, foolishly, that the video was going to be wholesome.

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@itsALLrisky X

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@xai Why?

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@ProTheDoge $Doge

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@meluzcas Dope!

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@SlimJim Saysige

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@MarylewisMcrae “So, its this big building on the side of a cliff, right? Like; how’re you supposed to get inside? Where do you park your car? I don’t know. But anyway…big building, cliff face. The gas bill is atrocious but wait until you see the bathrooms though…” the realtor said.

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