Khaotic

if you know me in real life, fuck off.

she/they

[Marwan @mxrwanlfc]

“You’re blatantly just not me nan” is the greatest writing this country has ever seen

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[☾:•° ray | watching cr4 now! @hellrayss]

there was a moment in c3 where the group spent 40 minutes or so playing gambling games and matt just went "I'm sorry, but we have to play, y'all just happen to be watching" and that's a fact
it's THEIR game and (real) critters are just there to enjoy the show

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

hey so just a heads up this is a “stand your ground” wizard tower. we don’t call no city guard here and i will not hesitate to blow your shit smoove off

[chappell roan voice its an agamemnonenon @ManuclearBomb]

I go back and forth on whether Beric or Mance is my favorite of the “in any other story this would be the protagonist but are actually a sideshow here” characters in Asoiaf

[The Lesbian Werewolf🌕⚢ @RealWolfAubrey]

YOU FUCKIN LINT-LICKIN BISCUIT EATIN FUCKIN BALLBAG SON OF A BITCH

i’m actually fucking crying

[Cüneyt @Cuneyt_S_Sevi]

ATLA fics that I would consider to be "Required Reading" for any fan, these are what I'd call "the good shit"

[ash @caylebwidogast]

Wasn't expecting to read a shadowgast fic and see it link to this tweet. Utterly obsessed with all of it
https://t.co/2ExOXfYcDf

[Eve 🪷 @softkombuchaa]

Currently reading this! A slow burn zutara with tons of pining 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

https://t.co/fXXxQzSX07

[Audrey 🏳️‍🌈 (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bijuutamer]

Another Nott and Caleb
#TheMightyNein #CriticalRole #NotttheBrave #CalebWidogast

[Ashesofwidogast Hal's biggest fan, HAL'S DEFENDER @brotherdawn04]

The Critical Role cast joined the Critical Role Costplay meet up at Awesome Con

[benophie rants 🪁 @mycottagehq]

who do I talk to to see this on my screen for season 5

[𝔸𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕟🍁★ɪʀᴏɴ ʟᴜɴɢ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜꜱɪᴀꜱᴛ🩸🫁 @_engineerPlier_]

People hating on Mark for his opinion on Poppy Playtime and shitting on Iron Lung for no reason in return show that they can't handle different opinions. Saying "fame has gotten to his head" is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You can love the game or hate it both are valid

[billie finna be in the Pitt @billspaid28]

Literally my top 3 I love when writers cling onto this trio like this author did!

[Tired and Sleepy || Comms Open || @kalelsconcubine]

Robb lying when visitors come to Winterfell that actually he’s Ned’s bastard. The boy next to him? That’s Theon Greyjoy. Can’t you tell by his dark hair? Definitely not Jon Snow. The real Robb Stark is the tall boy with a bow and arrow. Go speak to him

[celia @celiasoiaf]

“Instead, he blamed Jon Snow and wondered when Jon's heart had turned to stone. Once he asked Maester Aemon that very question,[…] "When you raised him up to be the lord commander," the old man answered.”

bro that’s aemon’s baby

[Smart Spencie @SmartSpencie]

No. Garcia, Reid and Morgan mourned Emily. JJ and Hotch knew she was alive. I think Reid struggled greatly trying not to relapse, and once JJ tried to turn it into something about profiling skills rather than his genuine hurt she got what she got.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Nova 🏹 @GRACENCHASE]

Percy at Camp Jupiter: I only remember my name and I remember Annabeth...

Mars: *walks in*

Percy: And I remember that whackass bitch

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The press was so desperate like, “Sir. Sir! You must hate this man. He said you’re a piece of shit!”

“He did? Well, I am a piece of shit! I respect a man knows what he sees! Great guy!”