Cookie Just Outside Zoo

Me outside LA Zoo every day. People say me not appropriate. Me set record straight.

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Me couldn’t agree more! Me walking right behind you! #WhereCookie #NationalWalkingDay #LAZoo @rvaldez71 @zoocookie @LAZoo https://t.co/KU1cMh3shc

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Where Cookie? Can you find me in photo? See? Me always at Zoo! 💙🍪 #LAZoo #WhereCookie https://t.co/XytE458GNX

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

.@tokio94_ Me wonder, why he look so sad? Maybe he read #fakenews about Cookie? ☹️ https://t.co/v0mxKQZ6hs https://t.co/WE5fZ77dWk

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Look carefully, Cookie in background! Me love photos but why you not come closer, @tokio94_? Me not bite... unless you are a cookie. 🍪🍪🍪 #LAZoo #zoocookie https://t.co/dbbjaGMUGh

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Exceptionally adorable... That sound like me! Occasionally hard-headed... hmm, this true too. But Cookie DEFINITELY fun to have around! Just ask everybody who work at @LAZoo. #rateaspecies https://t.co/qYnG6S54lE

[Los Angeles Zoo @LAZoo]

⭐️⭐️⭐️ PROS & CONS
Dwarf model provides rapid clearing of foliage, weeds, and unwanted shrubbery in a compact design. Exceptionally adorable, but also will devour clothing and paper if left unattended. Occasionally hard-headed but fun to have around.
#rateaspecies

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Look at this! Me having Cookie Parade in background! But wait, what Cheeky Parade? Me want to join that too @thenumber244 @LAZoo https://t.co/SfpgK8rgN0

[number244 @thenumber244]

Look at that! It's 3/7 of Cheeky Parade at the LA Zoo!!!
https://t.co/HXXElFGhCJ

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Me excited! Me love free activities. It also free to visit Cookie Monster. (Donations encouraged.) @LAZoo @PBSKIDS @PBSSoCal @zoocookie https://t.co/wAKNShz1mI

[Los Angeles Zoo @LAZoo]

Get ready for @PBSSoCal KIDS Weekend​, this Saturday & Sunday! @PBSKIDS​ superstars #CuriousGeorge​ & #NatureCat​ will be at the #LAZoo to meet fans. Enjoy book readings, crafts, and a kids’ dance party. (Free with admission or membership.) https://t.co/xSgGR6e2IS @NatureCatShow

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

This not nice! Me not smelly. #FakeNews #LAZoo #CookieMonster https://t.co/XIE5bTvqYI

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Me not cryptid! This fake news. #LAZoo #FakeNews https://t.co/9QT5SfGXn7

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

@LAZoo Me also have sustainable tiny home... Cookie live in van! #LAZoo

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Me suggest Peanut Butter Cookies! #NationalPeanutButterLoversDay https://t.co/do64i6gSlG

[Los Angeles Zoo @LAZoo]

#NationalPeanutButterLoversDay https://t.co/IjY0JqAWCJ

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Maybe you also want know why Cookie wear leather handbag around neck. Second thought, maybe you not want know. https://t.co/Zr8Dh7B86e

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Ok this one NOT true. Me not "porn fiend!" Me porn FRIEND. (Me on @SesameStreet so long, me spell better than @NatEnquirer) #fakenews https://t.co/Qqgo4ler8X

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Me prefer Cookie Cuddles! @LAZoo https://t.co/YSplIaNZ7U

[Los Angeles Zoo @LAZoo]

Chimpanzee Cuddles! (Photographer: Matt Carey)

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

This one hard to admit. Me did start website called "Welcome to the Rape Camp." Me did have "sex scandal." But me Cookie now. Me try behave, me promise.
https://t.co/yh25CgRm6z

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

This just mean. Me do wear safety pins. You think Cookie have sewing machine? Me live in van.
https://t.co/v0mxKQZ6hs

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Ok, this true too. Once upon time, me Elmo. Me get kicked out of park. New York, not so friendly. Here, people assume Cookie famous, want photo! Me love LA. https://t.co/yh25CgRm6z

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Me try to work for @girlscouts, this true. Me think Girl Scouts give me cookies. Me just so disappointed. Harassment strong word, @brittny_mejia! https://t.co/v0mxKQZ6hs
#fakenews #GirlScoutCookies

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Me not "serial troublemaker." Me not even WEAR underpants. This fake news. @brittny_mejia @LAZoo
https://t.co/v0mxKQZ6hs
#fakenews #LAZoo

[Cookie Just Outside Zoo @zoocookie]

Me not work @LAZoo. Me freelance. Me very open to employment offers.