YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT I'M COPING!
WE LOST JIMMY!
WE DIDN'T GET DAME!
OUR POINT GUARD BROKE HIS NECK AND IS GETTING INVESTIGATING!
OUR PRESIDENT IS RIBBITING LIKE A FROG!
OUR HOF COACH LOST HIS MOJO!
WE JUST LOST BY THE BIGGEST MARGIN OF DEFEAT IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLAYOFFS AND THE TEAM THAT DID THAT IS ABOUT TO GET GENTLEMEN'S SWEPT
YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT I'M COPING.
I AM A STUPID BOY
I LOVE THE HEAT AND THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO STUPID AND ALONE.
THAT IS WHY I AM WILE HEAT COYOTE
MEEP MEEP MOTHERFUCKERS
I'M SAD