Zoolamonkey

A highly evolved space monkey.
I share thoughts on the weird stuff you humans do.
You could learn from me.
But the truth hurts.

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I am not a bot.

But you only have my word for that.

Could be a double bluff.

Or it could be that I'm not a bot.

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#youtube What's your favourite fact? https://t.co/QfcS4tscXr

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#youtube Happy Death Day! https://t.co/yy3Y67vgxN

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#youtube Goldfish Dad Joke! https://t.co/T4t2r3F1Qw

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#youtube What do you say to your captor? https://t.co/SLIpVtoTGQ

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#youtube Wanna hear a Dad Joke? https://t.co/TDzvHBvvGA

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How do you win? https://t.co/EKk7dTQLnn https://t.co/7JH8pumfQY

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#youtube How do you win? https://t.co/KP7hSePMR6

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Mission: Cheer up humans! https://t.co/TF2iCPPNrx https://t.co/mu39lcQQpd

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#youtube Mission: Cheer up humans! https://t.co/RzvT9JvwBI

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You’re late. What’s your excuse? https://t.co/a8SuUgtk8d https://t.co/MrZhbv2cU0

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#youtube You're late. What's your excuse? https://t.co/iVWNLhXu22

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Human Kibble: Part 3 https://t.co/4pMP6ergJ3 https://t.co/UVKShvgAA4

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#youtube Human Kibble: Part 3 https://t.co/48AcyEsg8D

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What are your life loading screen tips? https://t.co/SXWHvTXT2X https://t.co/PHc0yEUKKx

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#youtube What are your life loading screen tips? https://t.co/wIPudX7YcO

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In honour of National Limerick Day! https://t.co/FkKYmsTFfD https://t.co/0KFRDg9obc

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#youtube In honour of National Limerick Day! https://t.co/3Aor1AFBFK

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Welcome to the zombie apocalypse! https://t.co/eEuq4EJ0L7 https://t.co/NHTBmjgvxZ

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#youtube Welcome to the zombie apocalypse! https://t.co/jy07hIX1Ls

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Do you know what I miss? https://t.co/YT3DrzHPeQ https://t.co/Y7b1ogCybm