Dave The Horse

Mag and philosopher. Gallowgate season ticket holder. Occasionally belligerent, always loyal. Proud Atheist.

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@michaelsheen when your Brian Cough is as good as his, you deserve endless retweets

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

One of these nations will be in the World Cup Final...

England
Colombia
Sweden
Switzerland
Croatia
Denmark
Russia

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@JayCaruso Football World Cup 32 different national sides competing

Baseball World Championship teams from maximum of 2 different countries compete. All baseball players could walk down the street in any of 196 countries outside USA unrecognised

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@DarrenLant why not just make the limit zero then there can be no ambiguity and no "one for the road"

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@TheFarm_Peter neither.

Fish
Chips
Mushy peas
Bread and butter
Cup of tea

If it is just chips you get a bit of extra batter on them.

Keep it simple

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

get in

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

stunning

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

I took the piss out some German friends by text after they went out the World Cup. They reacted badly so I deleted their numbers.

My phone is now Hans free

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@Miss_Ces 1/4 final england v sweden is on

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@Miss_Ces

1/4 awaits

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@DavidBeattie86 Dont lie. You just got a love island tattoo

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

#Lookalikes
Poldark - no
Harry Styles - nope
Tom Cruise - er.......

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

#Lookalikes most of these are no longer relevant

or good

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@LucaswayneThom1 @lucasjlynch @OkNameChecksOut @DeityFree This is like saying juggling and not juggling take equal amounts of skill

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@HarleyBangBang a stone is 14lb

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@HarleyBangBang Just what we have always used and are used to. Using pounds is confusing. For example 14 stone is easier to picture than 196 pounds.

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@talkSPORT Can you please remove @jasoncundy05 from your station.
His voice is not suitable for serious discussion and I would rather listen to the voice of somebody who does not sound like wilderbeast is tap dancing on his nads.
Thanks

#JasonCundy

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

Twitter have said that, if this tweet gets over 6,143 retweets, they will tell me what a retweet is and, furthermore, they will explain what desperation for attention is.

Help a guy out

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

@NufcDazzla84 morocco is #MAR

[Dave The Horse @zoolander1978]

Right, lots of people are doing "if <player> scores I will do such and such"

So therefore, if @kylewalker2 opens the scoring on Thursday, I will set up a just giving page for the Bobby Robson Foundation and, if I get 25 quid in sponsors, I will wax my legs live on Twitter