jackie

no fear, no envy, no meanness

[jackie @zoolander_real]

@nextlevelfaye man youre about as safe as milk

[jackie @zoolander_real]

Best American bands:
Beach Boys
Death Grips
Velvet Underground
Silver Jews
Steely Dan
Pavement
Animal Collective
Sonic Youth
Modest Mouse
Suicide
Talking Heads

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

No sex, no twerking, no drugs, no nudity, no vulgar swearing, no trap beat, only pure talent. Gen Z wouldn't understand.

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

When strangers invite Matt Farley to a birthday cookout because they love his Name Poop Songs, he attends that party!

[jackie @zoolander_real]

@jakelong64 As he should

[riverton ripper @canyonpassage]

same

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

The robot shifted uncomfortably in his chair.

[jackie @zoolander_real]

Curry Barker
Kane Parsons
Steven Spielberg

[✧˖ @colditioner]

You can only keep three director filmographies for the rest of your life. Who are your picks?

[jackie @zoolander_real]

Stuck on the Mississippi coast with my miserable Italian Zionist grandma

[jackie @zoolander_real]

@canyonpassage woa.. do you have a link to this print?

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[jackie @zoolander_real]

@50firstkates Happy belated!!!!

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

I might have a little bit of inside knowledge on this. Just gonna say, it’s terrific, and maybe one of the best of the series.

[VTucker @V____TUCKER]

Abel Ferrara and Takeshi Kitano (2017)

[jackie @zoolander_real]

@doof_tram just watched this the other day and felt like i was going insane

[irix ❤️‍🔥 @queerbobdylan]

him legit being like “the WORLD must know about blur!!!” is so real this is making me crazyyyy… “‘coffee is so delicious it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it’… i also feel that way about coffee. and about TV. and about BLUR!” 🙂‍↕️😁

[jackie @zoolander_real]

Very underwhelmed by the latest Bladee album, which i kind of expected. Last three songs are quite strong though

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

The legend @wolkmindvirus2

[jackie @zoolander_real]

Hanging at the lesbian bar