PropaGandalf

if I have a fault, it's an over fondness for wild flowers.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Wow Nick, the regime is dazzling in it's pronouncements. Thank God they hit the breaks on those woke lanyards and now we can eat outside at last, like we have been able to since, err, forever. The videos of steaming drunks pulling down shelves in shops, are less comical.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Nick, Sunaks's attack on the vulnerable is as surprising as ice in Antarctica. As for his warm words, they could only be less reassuring if he said them coming at the camera with a running chainsaw. The only question is, who do they think this works on. Hannibal Lecter?

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick, at last, TARMAC CHAT! I would say that it makes a nice change from politics, but that's not remotely true. The toxic skip fire of the imploding tory regime is a total chucklefest :)

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC NICK I AM FURIOUS. well seems I should be,, something to do with the wrong colour on a shirt I won't wear nor care about. Hospitals are falling down, children are going hungry. I am about to slam this phone down, cept, i am not on it and won't coz I DON'T WANT TO BREAK IT.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick, Well the news is that a former cat impersonator and comedy hat enthusiast won a by election. Then tory MPs came out warning him not to spread division and hate in parliament. Have they even met the party they are in?

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick I don't know if Sir Haircut Starmer is in "Big Donkey", but I bet that's Jacob R-M's fave video that he hides from nanny. Sorry, I am being all woke again

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@cenkuygur @TYT Hey, re the bonus ep story about the super rich Johnson with the knob shocker wand. Well, maybe I'm weird, but I spend my life trying not to get little fella electrocuted. Maybe that's why I'm broke. Love TYT!

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hi Nick, we live an alternate reality. No of course the saintly PM did not laugh in the face of that nice lady. That's just woke nonsense. besides his only other contact with the plebs is in a VR headset game where he blast the peasants with a shotgun so it's all her fault

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick, so we have the shock news that a tory MP has discovered the climate catastrophe. Well what ever next. So one more down for the dear leader to worry about. But say what you like, by resigning at least Skidmore has left a mark.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick, The tetchy Oligarch's only clue about who key workers are, is a note left for Liz Truss. A trembling staffer said they were people that work in Timpsons and they fix shoes for the poors too. So a nailed on vote winner. What surprises me most is that he "recalled".

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hil Nick, that exec has given us all the perfect line if ever nabbed for some catastrophe. I mean if you can have a tidal wave of sewage roaring into a park and come out with the "WE did not get everything right." You'd have to go some to do anything that bad. Impressive.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hi James, my question for the future PM. Can we have an assurance that the Labour government will put a stop to the demonisation of those with disabilities and mental illness, & the callous treatment inflicted on us over the last 13 years? Asking as a registered blind person

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick, ok I see how it works. According to the regime, a classic film should be revisited. When Quint was being gulped down by the giant shark in Jaws, he should have a huge beaming smile thanks to it now being described as a safe sea creature. Another happy tory ending.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick that book "Britannia unchained" should really be called "Being dummies for dummies." Mind you, that sounds a bit woke to me.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick, I think the most remarkable thing about Mad Nads having a book out is not any of it;s content. It's the fact they could read her pages she sent. It's amazing to me that modern publishing technology can read crayon from crumpled paper with bite marks all over it.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick, wow, when you think they can;t get any worse, they suddenly do. Homelessness is a life style choice now. I mean, Scrooge would tell Cruella to take it down a notch. I bet she's watch a horror film and say Freddy Kruger has always been compassionate.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Nick when you read out the weather report you mentioned a "yellow rain warning" I am horrified. I though sewers emptying into the sea was bad enough, do you thin you can fassion an umbrella out of toilet duck bottles to be on the safe side? What a world, what a world...

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick, I think I know why the bloke was lying in the road. I bet he was told he could be what ever he wanted to be. So, he decided to be a speed bump for road safety. . I wonder if that's how that King Richard ended up under the car park in Leicester.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick, what will we do when caring, sharing Jeremy hunt leaves the stage. I don't know how I'll sleep if he goes. I can clear up one thing though, he is not actually a relative to the Royals, but he did win a staring contest with a Windsor castle gargoyle.

[PropaGandalf @zoomer4242]

@LBC Hey Nick,the results in and 2 tory MPs down. Emperor 7 Bins is not distracted from his mission. He h certain that the people don't want an election. He is keeping his huge ear to the ground to be sure. However, it is not clear which planet this ground is attached to.