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Pseudo satire account. Follows not endorsements. if you’re wondering why I did it, it’s because it’s funny.😂

[Freikorps Cheerilee @TherealChe57292]

WAIT I CAN FINALLY USE THIS!!!

[💣✿🗼Међед𓌏𓉥🇳🇫🇲🇪🇪🇺 @MountainMan185]

Lesbians showing off their most useless skill of over analyzing shit nobody cares about

[Josh Ferme @JoshFerme]

I do not think that having your ideas represented in dystopian media is the win you think it is.

[Just a Proletariat @proletariado90]

@Kalshi as it should be. Republicans cannot be preaching capitalism if bad companies are not allowed to die. period.

[Netzi @ZoomerNetzi]

Based

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts

[Netzi @ZoomerNetzi]

I will not fedpost. I will not fedpost. I will not fedpost. I will not fedpost. I will not fedpost. I will not fedpost. I will not fedpost. I will not fedpost. I will not fedpost. I will not fedpost.

[DocumentingLibs @USADocumented]

Officer walks onto private property to check out a burn pile and ends up shooting the family dog, Woodrow.

Family: "Why did he shoot Woodrow?" "It's private property."
Officer: "He was coming after me, ma'am."

Then a second dog charges at him on camera.

Justified self-defense, or should he never have been in that yard?

[Danny Black @Electro_Shitler]

@USADocumented The government is ran by pedophiles and cops enable them

[Netzi @ZoomerNetzi]

@BallzBurner1970 Must suck to be a black dude with an iq above 67.

[Skiemk 🇻🇦 @Skiemk]

NATSOC DOWN

BAD NEWS: I fell back into yellow fever
I just race mixed and I feel awful...
Please forgive me.

88!

[arkditi @arkditi]

them pounding in sorrow against the wall is so funny, they're so distraught at losing an (in their mind) justified opportunity to commit an act of violence

[Socialist Anime Girls @SocialistAnime]

Artist: Unknown
Source: commissioned by @Flvf_Italicvs

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@RubenGallego @katy4congress Why were you on the bed with your buddy Eric Swalwell and a prostitute?

Stay out of Texas, loser.

[PUNISHED RYO @PUNISHEDRYO]

sometimes i feel shame after jacking off to these

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

If someone declares you to be their enemy but you refuse to return the favor, you will eventually be destroyed.

[Mormon Vitalist🌞 @Bronzeagemormon]

From the Zoomer perspective the Jedi are evil

Anakin was born of a Virgin, conceived by the Force, the Jedi Council knew he was the Chosen One..

Yet still, they rejected him…

Why?

Because he was more powerful than them

Imagine they had loved him, trusted him, and recognized his Divine Destiny

Instead they:

-forbid him to reproduce

-allowed his mother to be sold into slavery and viscously murdered by “sand people”

-watched the Democratic Process of the Republic evolve into a powerless stalemate

-traded Ancient Prophecy in favor of a modern interpretation thereby mocking the very Tradition they claimed to protect

They got what they deserved.

Long live the Empire. Hail Lord Vader

[Sentinelle @veilleorsep]

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