@beelzebarb.bsky.social

'More women are murdering people these days,' says Joyce. 'If you ignore the context, it is a real sign of progress.'

#RaysUp #GoBolts #FunWithCars #1 bullshit

[@beelzebarb.bsky.social @zoomiesbarb]

Tried to imagine what it'd be like to have Mishkin call my accomplishments but then realized it would be 98% Espo grumbling.

"No no NO, why is she hanging those bathmats to dry on the shower curtain rod?!"

*CRASH*

"You just cannot let that happen, folks. It's a tension rod."

[@beelzebarb.bsky.social @zoomiesbarb]

@natsfert Well actually, pissing off people who support slavery, racism, and treason is good, Natalie. It was good then, and it's good now.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

I know this story has reached thermonuclear levels of BS and grift-fueled hate on here, but if anyone is actually interested in learning more about Imane Khelif, I found this helpful.

https://t.co/J6hZ04fzkN

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

okay on the real though, the official team name is ✨golden girls✨ (because oldest olympic team)

s/o to cecile🥹🤍

[Tricia Whitaker @TriciaWhitaker]

Gonna make a thread of some of my favorite Randy Arozarena moments in interviews and such with the Rays through the years.

Here’s the first one:

Randy Arozarena in a dance off with Brett Phillips during their 2020 run to the World Series.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.

[Mike Hixenbaugh @Mike_Hixenbaugh]

Journalists, rather than adopting the “DEI” language of activists or deploying the “culture war” euphemism, is there a more direct way of describing attacks based on someone’s racial identity?

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

👑

[@beelzebarb.bsky.social @zoomiesbarb]

@JBabsSportsChic I don't even know what my phone ringtone is. I don't think I've ever heard it.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

This is really weird and freakish on its own but when combined with a campaign of forced birth and gender conformity you can see what the overall plan is

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

UPDATE: The Harris campaign is ALSO considering Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear as a possible running mate. @MSNBC

[Brendan May @bmay]

Newly elected members of the French parliament refusing to shake hands with the far right is extremely satisfying. A particular shout out to the rock paper scissors gag.

[@beelzebarb.bsky.social @zoomiesbarb]

"Let's just do it and be legends" has historically ended poorly for me, so I wholeheartedly endorse this message.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

There’s nothing wrong with following your heart, but it doesn't hurt to check the map.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Visitor: When will you tell us where you keep the unicorns? 🦄

Us: As soon as visitors stop feeding squirrels and taking dangerous selfies with bison, we'll let you know where the horses with giant spikes on their heads roam.

[@beelzebarb.bsky.social @zoomiesbarb]

@TheRestHistory They very clearly chose to meet in Bad Ischl for Zaunerstollen reasons, which...fair enough.

Also, if a town name starts with Bad, I regret to inform you that there is, indeed, a spa, but Ischl is really all about the chocolate.

https://t.co/pX0LgvD93w

[@beelzebarb.bsky.social @zoomiesbarb]

I did have to pause it to google "coconut-pilled" though, which made me feel old.

[@beelzebarb.bsky.social @zoomiesbarb]

This is so important. @AOC is 110% correct - setting up a situation that allows the courts, particularly SCOTUS, to decide this election is beyond batshit, but it's not being sufficiently addressed in the discussion. She is far more astute than people give her credit for.

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

Honestly hard to fit this much antisemitism, anti-Blackness and misogyny into a single comment. Truly an advanced level of bigotry from JD Vance

[David Folkenflik @davidfolkenflik]

To be clear, this is pretty extraordinary as such things go

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

To the C-span technical director who cut to the wide…impeccable comedic timing thank you🫡