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[BIG BEAN @Gail_BeAN]

Brush your teeth.
Floss.
Mouthwash.
Brush your tongue.
Brush your lips.
Use peroxide.
Use effective toothpaste.
Brush multiple times a day.
THE END.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

The day the world changed forever

[L7UX @ll7ux]

Me and the baddie I pulled by being introverted

[wavywebsurf @wavywebsurf]

why does this read like a line from Dracula Flow

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A GTA 6 fan claims to have quit smoking so they can be healthy enough to enjoy the game on release

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

see the thing is Twitter’s appeal is that it feels detached from other social medias like i am not saying “i let him hit because he reached level 80 in Skyrim” on something attached to my Instagram

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Texas teens have been charged with felonies for allegedly unleashing a noxious “fart spray” inside their high school as a prank, sickening multiple students and triggering multiple evacuations.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

UPDATE: Drake Bell has been found by police after going missing 🙏

[Xane @RhodenXane]

So my mom plays candy crush all the time for years now. APPARENTLY she accidentally entered a official candy crush tourney and had no idea what it was. She’s in the semi-finals and seeded #1 in her region witch I believe is just number 1 in USA. This is a 250k prize pool tourney

[Musical Instruments with Chaotic Auras @MusicalChaotic]

mother of god

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

peter griffin went off when he coined "it insists upon itself"

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

soda

[Simba @m0e_almighty1]

Michael Jackson would be proud