Sam Bankman-Fried: I don’t know where $10 billion dollars went
The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.2 trillion dollars went
The IRS: You just sent $601.37 don’t forget to report it.
@JonRothstein Don't look now but 4 of the 15 remaining undefeated teams are UVA, Auburn, Purdue, and a Chris Beard led team from Texas. That sure does sound familiar.
🏆🏆2019🏆 🏆
I’m going to say something personal. When the former president of the United States has dinner with three antisemites, and one of those men goes on to praise Hitler, and the former president says nothing to condemn him, it’s genuinely scary as a Jew.
Virginia's early success is a reminder to ALL college basketball programs --- especially in this climate --- that the players that are currently in your program are your most important recruits.
Cavaliers returned FIVE starters from last season.
Look at the results.
Per @ErichJBacher, Tony Bennett needs seven wins to pass Terry Holland as #UVa’s all-time winningest coach. He’s also 11 wins shy of 400 for his career.
@elonmusk my daughter's robotics team ended third in the world robotics competition in Houston, live stream here
https://t.co/JowF74vxWn
They have minimal sponsors, any chance @Tesla@SpaceX@boringcompany@neuralink would be interested in sponsoring them next year?
Our statistician Dillon Moore has identified that @UVAMensHoops just became the first team in ACC tournament history to win a game without hitting a single three pointer.