zoosan

Adapt or die.

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Somebody asked if I was famous and that’s a real mood. So imma keep projecting that confidence

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@sdimarc0 Lmao literally. Hoboken is a great city so that’s high praise

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@sdimarc0 Me with Bobby flay fr

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Doing background work today and the stylists loved the outfit and hairstyle I did.

I am Bella hadid

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When people don’t thank the bus driver I get really mad

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@sdimarc0 It’s the same guy!

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!! How much do you tip a tattoo artist (New York) for a free touch up !!

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Me working at the bar tn realizing I’ll have to work an extra hour at 2

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I love changing the toilet paper roll at my friends apartment; like yes queen let me help you with this lil household task

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@sdimarc0 Always

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@sdimarc0 But somehow we all fit?!!

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I’m so happy I’m in my 30s so I don’t have to feel pressured into this low rise pant phase

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@sdimarc0 💘💘💘

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@sdimarc0 As if they had to actually type the name out?? As if the computer didn’t do all the work??

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the customer is NOT always right jsyk 🫶🏼🫶🏼

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How can you come to my outdoor bar in over 90 degrees weather and not have water packed for your baby and dog????? Like??

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How do we feel when a stranger at a bar says we can do better than our ex?

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Not my first customer coming in hot with $100 bill for one beer and all my change is ones :)

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My coworker said I looked like a t*yl*r sw*ft fan and I’ve never been more insulted in my life

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When you book the Uber green and they don’t have enough charge to get you home 🥲

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I love love love running into people I know while out and about in the city