IfMaxSaidIt

Max has options! This is just a Twitterbot retelling Max's story. The original is pinned for your recollection.

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another, his mother called him Wild Thing! and Max said, I'll eat you up, so he was sent to bed without eating anything.

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The morning Max spilled on his birthday suit and made poke bowls of one kind and another, his sister called him a Rockstar! And Max said "I'll chop you up!" So he was sent to Cartoon Camp with @jccartooning without chewing

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The afternoon Max spilled on his business suit and made fudge of one kind and another, his pet rat called him Dangerous! And Max said "I'll tie you up!" So he was sent to the tree house without stealing anything. #SendakHadAnEditor

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Thursday Max washed his shark suit and made cupcakes of one kind and another, his doctor called him Dangerous! And Max said "I'll lift you up!" So he was sent to the basement without breaking anything. #WhereAreTheWildThings

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The evening Max forgot his hippo suit and made a cheese plate of one kind and another, his uncle called him Silly Goose! And Max said "I'll write you up!" So he was sent to the tree house without making anything. #ThePowerOfTheSuit

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The night Max dropped his birthday suit and made fudge of one kind and another, his uncle called him Lazy! And Max said "I'll crunch you up!" So he was sent to his room without cooking anything. #ThePowerOfTheSuit

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Saturday Max outgrew his tiger suit and made fancy s'mores of one kind and another, his brother called him Obnoxious! And Max said "I'll sketch you up!" So he was sent to the basement without packing anything. #IfBotsWroteBooks

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The week Max stained his cat suit and made crafts of one kind and another, his sister called him a Superstar! And Max said "I'll tie you up!" So he was sent to a hotel without needing anything. #BedtimeStoriesYouveNeverHeard

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The afternoon Max tripped in his birthday suit and made drawings of one kind and another, his teacher called him Dangerous! And Max said "I'll sketch you up!" So he was sent to his apartment without making anything. #WatchOutWildThings

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Thursday Max dropped his birthday suit and made cookies of one kind and another, his mother called him a Superstar! And Max said "I'll gobble you up!" So he was sent to the garage without knocking down anything. #IfBotsWroteBooks

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Saturday Max tripped in his giraffe suit and made crafts of one kind and another, his father called him a Rockstar! And Max said "I'll claw you up!" So he was sent to his dorm without stealing anything. #SendakHadAnEditor

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Monday Max tripped in his tiger suit and made crafts of one kind and another, his teacher called him Disruptive! And Max said "I'll tie you up!" So he was sent to Audrey, Roberta and Pete's house without knocking down

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The afternoon Max washed his business suit and made transgressions of one kind and another, his hero Tom Brady called him a Superstar! And Max said "I'll crunch you up!" So he was sent to the tree house without cooking anything.

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Saturday Max spilled on his dog suit and made poke bowls of one kind and another, his teacher called him a Rockstar! And Max said "I'll sketch you up!" So he was sent to the park without making anything. #BedtimeStoriesYouveNeverHeard

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Thursday Max ripped his leopard suit and made cookies of one kind and another, his dentist called him Annoying! And Max said "I'll cook you up!" So he was sent to the tree house without breaking anything. #IfBotsWroteBooks

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The holiday Max ripped his lion suit and made fancy s'mores of one kind and another, his dog called him Delightful! And Max said "I'll lift you up!" So he was sent to the tree house without packing anything. #ThePowerOfTheSuit

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Sunday Max tore his shark suit and made mixed drinks of one kind and another, his friend @jccartooning called him Delightful! And Max said "I'll crunch you up!" So he was sent to the pool house without chewing anything.

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Saturday Max forgot his hippo suit and made crafts of one kind and another, his sister called him Delightful! And Max said "I'll gobble you up!" So he was sent to the attic without hacking anything. #ThePowerOfTheSuit

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The Sunday Max forgot his tiger suit and made pizzas of one kind and another, his father called him the Favorite! And Max said "I'll chew you up!" So he was sent to the tent outside without packing up anything. #MaxImagination

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The night Max washed his business suit and made a cheese plate of one kind and another, his father called him Obnoxious! And Max said "I'll claw you up!" So he was sent to Aunt Joanie's house without making anything. #WatchOutWildThings

[IfMaxSaidIt @zoosandsports]

The night Max bleached his shark suit and made chocolates of one kind and another, his grandma called him Obnoxious! And Max said "I'll cook you up!" So he was sent to Audrey, Roberta and Pete's house without hacking anything.