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saving my virginity for divorce

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

traded a naturday for a cigarette last night

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

my biggest weakness is that no matter how hard i try i cannot draw a good palm tree and this makes me furious

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

this is truly the dream

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

To those who knew him in Lynnfield, Tom Randele was a regular guy.

But Randele had a secret he’d harbored for 52 years.

Unbeknownst to the residents of this affluent suburb north of Boston, Randele was one of the most wanted fugitives in the country.
https://t.co/DbD6yf0p8t

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

@airheadwhore i listened to the album i know the tea

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

i’m on taylor swift’s side

[Grace @gracecamille_]

cut me open, this tweet will spill out of my veins

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

ok sorry let me step past the couple that’s i am pretty sure is having sex on the sidewalk

[A @gwynthpssycndls]

Trauma dumping is never okay unless you are emailing a teacher then go ahead

[“Maggie” “Smith” @ChiMaggieSmith]

To Whom It May Concern

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

nothing like hanging out in the corner of the bar with my closest friends

[cryptic incognito @CrypticNoHoes]

If you see me use this when asking a bad bitch to peg me mind your business

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i was so weird yesterday today i’ll be weird but in a different way

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

for halloween i will be simping again

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

where my gf at i miss her

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

i love halloween

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

time to start sliding up on every story i see

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

@vaanixxx dismantle the oppressive establishment board by board

[tuffhuff @zootercooter]

i personally think i would win wipeout so easily

[billiam @BillRatchet]

wake up, take ya fucking shirt off, spin it around ya head and let your little pee pee feel the cool morning breeze baby it's a beautiful thursday mornin