Nickocado Machiavelli

Liberal feminists stay away from me

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

If liberal feminism has a million haters, I am one of them. If liberal feminism has ten haters, I am one of them. If liberal feminism has one hater, it is me. If liberal feminism has no haters, I am no longer on this earth - but know with my last breath I was hating on libfems.

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

I loveee watching the instagram stories and posts of a girl who recently broke up with her boyfriend
It’s like witnessing an angel grow her wings back

[𝓰𝓾𝓲zzzy @zecanjica_]

pensando muito no tiktok que eu vi falando que o que não te mata faz vc ter compaixão pela carrie

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

My mum started taking part in electoral studies like the BES because she “wanted to be in the data I use” for my projects

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

Soon it might be Dr Zootleg

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

@Roonomics thinking of you and of modern monetary theory

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

Probably kill myself because everyone I love doesn’t exist

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

You suddenly wake up from a Saturday afternoon nap in 1998 to find it was all a dream--what you doing first?

[Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9]

Fucking your coworker is a major sign of sexual deviancy and indiscipline on the highest level, anybody that partakes in such is a loser filled with a jezebel spirit and should deadass be put on some type of corporate sex offender’s list

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

Just had to add Iran and Israel ffs

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

All the words I’m muting so I can enjoy my holiday scrolling in peace.

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

All the words I’m muting so I can enjoy my holiday scrolling in peace.

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

Acid is a hell of a drug. I thought this was ornate and had to be preserved.

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

I folded it into squares

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

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[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

It’s 15 degrees in sunny Edinburgh and I’m literally the only person at Waverley serving Mamma Mia Summer realness Wdym you’re in jeans ??

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

At least I have excellent bone density

[Nickocado Machiavelli @zootleg]

The hoover I stole from our uni accommodation has broken after two years. It finally feels like I’m an adult.

[lilith!! ⋆˙⟡ @britpipers]

graphic design is my passion btw x

[Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN]

The most fulfilling relationships women have are with other women. They show up for us, they are funny, remember birthdays and gifts us on a random Tuesday. They’re there during hard times, support our ventures and love us. And sex isn’t even on the table. You are the issue

[assassin bug's creed @microgoeswild]

You like dogs more than children because a child will not let you put your hot ass tuna breath on their face like they are a toy sandwich.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I owe you an apology Bianca Censori. I wasn’t familiar with your game.