Kari ⚔️

Fencer, archer, (art) historian. I am filled with happiness, and I will never retire. Professional hockey fan who can’t skate or follow the puck.

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

im in hilberts hotel stealing a hypothetically infinite amount of soap bars

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@addiebee03 new teams clearly trying to get the furry community more involved with the pwhl. next expansion will undoubtedly include the prince albert puppygirls

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@addiebee03 i think it’s interesting how 3/4 explicitly have animal mascots in their branding when no other teams did that. like we had a bunch of concepts and we sort of had an animal with the goldeneyes but now we just straight up have sea lions and a fox and a falcon

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

hamilton havoc being a peregrine falcon my second favorite bird ever… everyone say thank you hamilton!

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@Real_Iulianus @afrochantter GOG has a super easy 1 click install of it on their storefront if you have morrowind on gog, no need for troubleshooting

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@nodaksens if mcdavid was on a team called the slugs he would have 3 cups by now

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

i’ve had willoughby tucker on repeat this week janie is the greatest song ever made except for whatever other ethel cain im listening to at any given moment i love you ethel cain i love you thank you thank you

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

i do not want this site to show me sports gambling content

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@glintstones i was complaining about not being able to read lara croft fics and my friend made this image hfzjfdjtd

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@glintstones no love for caitjinx truthers?? 😢😢

[Reductress @Reductress]

Depressed Woman Takes Moment to Remember How Some Cats Are Fluffy

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@desu_bit if only the writing in the actual games were half as good lol (crying)

[Jon Aguiar @JonAguiar]

Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@wrcassnessa voting blue in some places but third party in others when it literally will make zero difference

[Tomii🍅 @TomatnIkan]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@DAHLINISM i really like seattle and winnipeg and the habs one may be a little boring but i think it’s really good looking. beyond those? ehhhh… sabres one is saved by its detailing and maybe the detailing on some of the other ones helps them out but i fear some of these are beyond saving

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

@femme_faerie my tl is really into scooby doo lesbianism today it seems

[helmet girl's birthday is November 5 @sbodrojan]

Many have admitted to me in private that they also like clown makeup. but I am the only one saying it with my legal name in visible proximity. I speak for us all. I am the lorax of clussy

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

don’t like how much people are using the f slur now as a punch line

[bibby @SaintPibby]

Daily affirmations: I deserve nothing and need to be shot and killed

[Kari ⚔️ @zorkslut]

patrick stewart :(