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“Cosmic Mariner. Destination: Unknown”

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@hankgreen Over the course of care he was being a little rude and I was not taking it. Then I found out who he was and sort of called him out. He was cool after that. Found out later he has a reputation for being difficult/cantankerous. 2/2

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@hankgreen ER nurse here, 10 years exp no issues. Put IVs in a few celebs but no one was of Streep or Freeman’s caliber. One of the celebs I treated (no IV though) I was a fanboy of I didn’t recognize until 1/2 through his treatment. 1/2

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@ksorbs Seethe harder you chode.

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@freakinreviews It’s a leaky dam for me. First one, then two then three gifts and boom the damn bursts and I am usually done in that week. So far I have two gifts…

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@hankgreen It’s your accent. It has them confused.

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@elonmusk Like the Nazi party? Or worse?

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@elonmusk Ken knows a thing or two about fraud…pot meet kettle lmao y’all getting pretty excited about an investigation….

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@MacFarlaneNews Leopard meet face

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@AbroadInJapan Love it. It has so powerful a stance at this angle. Strong, resistant, resilient and proud.

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@heavyspoilers Which is you and which is Ryan?

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@JohnCleese Wait, people don’t like Yellowbeard? I loved it! Chapman nailed it. Weakest link was the lead and he wasn’t even that bad.

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@JennyENicholson Little bit of column A little bit of column B situation?

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@TylerSCrypto Bro forget about the dunkers. I walked into my boss’s boss’s office and opened the side drawer of his desk and took a big dump in it. Then I opened the main draw of his desk and took a power piss in it. Did this, while FaceTiming my boss and I never broke eye contact with him.

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@hankgreen All I see is Number 5’s athletic brother.

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@heavyspoilers Data’s evil cousin, Lure.

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@heavyspoilers It’s because he was making it up as he went along. It’s pretty disappointing and this is from a giant Star Wars fan.

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@hankgreen Pizzamas jokes are too cheesy for me.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizzamas merch. Which, in turn decreases world suck, and thus sort of buys happiness.

Crustmas is here…I had something…

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@schlop_coal @PalmerReport Cope harder.

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@TralalaNotToday @hankgreen @andr3wsky Saw that one, too. Imagine behaving that way at 36 without being on drugs…hmmm.

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@hankgreen @andr3wsky There is video floating around - not sure if it is authentic but she is up to a little more than shenanigans.