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Is Javier Bardem starting to look more like Ray Romano or is Ray Romano starting to look more like Javier Bardem? Either way, I’m enjoying the ride.

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@THR Check in on this in a year when Zuckerberg and his micro-dick have pivoted to Meta Pants. These are just like regular pants but they have ads on them.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Exclusive: A Post reporter obtained hundreds of confidential memos detailing politics and policy guidance for Tulsi Gabbard from her years in Congress, then embarked on a quest to identify who was behind them. https://t.co/44O9KCdUhE

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@marklevinshow Pedophilia, obstruction of justice, treason, assault, enriching his own kids with taxpayer money, the man's skillset knows no bounds.

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@GregAbbott_TX Spurs have zero titles since you became governor.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to Coach Brown, Finals MVP Jalen Brunson, OG, and the rest of these incredible NBA Champion @NYKnicks! What a run!

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@ESPNNBA They'd be saying "Damn, why'd Adam Silver move the other 14 Eastern Conference teams to the West?"

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@WhiteHouse Dolan's assistant said Trump shit his pants mid-game. Good thing he's got that golden diaper on at all times.

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@WUTangKids Detective Benson and Stabler were watching him the whole time.

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Kalshi says there's a 5% chance Josh Hart dives for a ball and snatches Trump's wig right off his ugly orange head.

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@hamztalkshoops_ I knew it!!! Thank you for posting.

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@SportsCenter Wemby had same about of TOs as made shots. For the record.

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@PeterDiamandis Corporate overlords want people to "be creative." Feels like you need to run that lie back through whatever shitty LLM vomited that up for you. No one asked for it.

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@Collider Grogu is a streaming star like Millie Bobby Brown. No shame, they just don’t draw people out of their houses.

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@grace_vera01 @RobertFaturechi This Grace Vera account is a bot.

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@mmaonpoint @TIME This sport is so irrelevant it's exclusively on Paramount+

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@Chris_NYY28 Dart knows he's limited as an athlete, so he's thinking 4 years down the line when he can be a Fox News consultant after he washes out of the league. Then he can be the ambassador to the UK, replacing awful Woody Johnson. Supporting a con man is the long con.

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@Hoopss Brunson, KAT, OG, and Hart all have more playoff points on the Knicks than Melo.

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@DrOzCMS @nickshirleyy They used taxpayer money to rent out this plane to themselves. The fraud is coming from inside the house.

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@MySportsUpdate Dude hasn't thrown a touchdown in the playoffs since Pre-Covid. This is another wasted year for Steeler fans.

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@Overlap_Tech "Never laughing at the shape of my skull. Never suggesting cone shaped hats for me to wear. Never mentioning the movie Coneheads. Never teaching their kids to drive around my head. You get it."