James

Quilter, knitter, football/hockey-watcher, reader, baker, whiner and winer. She/her more or less. Sometimes less.

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Sometimes I forget which of you are fandom friends with new names and which of you are total strangers so I apologise if I talk to you like we've known one another for 15 years and you don't know WTF I am.

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@frog4gtc I have been camping in a national park in OK and encountered many buffalo! (Safely, I was in the car.) One of my fav memories.

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU PEOPLE

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@frog4gtc Have we checked the dog? Maybe it was the dog.

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@frog4gtc The sad thing is, it is my job to stock shelves in the evening so I cover the whole market area. Then I'm on register and ringing someone up and go "Oh, do we carry this?? Where did you find it??"

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@frog4gtc Someone could pay me $10million and I would just not wear blackface and also not be on their show. So much cheaper and no scandals!

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@frog4gtc I am currently enjoying a pinched nerve in my lower back/hip joint area! This was so smart, God is so Wise in His Mysterious Ways. (I got it from sleeping wrong.)

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@frog4gtc This is ultimately (one of three) reasons we left Sacramento. (The others were, rent too high and too hot). We couldn't walk anywhere! Not even down the block! In Eugene we can walk anyplace we want, restricted only by getting tired.

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@frog4gtc If I were a retired NHL player I would do this all the time. Wander around the country, just being a goalie for whatever team needed one.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The way the turkeys responded

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@frog4gtc Here I just thought it was the Capitalism.

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@frog4gtc I feel like every time someone complains about immigrants, the food harvest workers should get another dollar an hour raise, plus two more hours' PTO.

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@frog4gtc Periods should be opt-in not opt-out. FFS.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

So the sun is disappearing. Some people call that an eclipse. In Washington, we call that November to April.

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#GoDucks from the Bob! What a great night for a game.

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@frog4gtc By "morning" do we mean 10am? Because that's what I mean when I say I get up bright and early in the morning.

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@ivyblos It's the sort of thing where you need closure via someone giving you feedback, even just a 'good job' from someone who was there. Or even 'hey this part was wonky' so you know what to focus on next time. But presenting into a void just leaves you hanging.

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@frog4gtc Boo knees and ankles. Totally over-rated and completely the worst decision primates made. Also, backs. Shoulders. Why did we stop being jelly fish.