zoe schneider

early worm gets the worm - she/her

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

a truer word has never been spoken

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why did are short people so small

because they don’t sleep alot

[Betty Woolerton @bettywoolerton]

I got to sit down with singer and poet @freddielewiss to chat all things music, self-acceptance and gender.💙💜🤍
https://t.co/EGqfzDzUBH

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

@holly__beaumont not sure if this is what you mean but i have a crazy story about what happened at work today!

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

shoutout to lizzie lemon the amazing pres of bristol dance, her last year!!! #sheffcomp2022

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY XANA!!! What a way to spend your 21st🥳✨⭐️💃🏻 #sheffcomp2022

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

@lotusbiscoffUK i found some glass in my biscoff spread this morning… for a loyal customer this is very disappointing

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

I’m sorry but it is genuinely funny that Boris Johnson‘s response to everything is “the media has spent too much time reporting on my various crimes”.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

admittedly very minimal

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

she wasn’t cause even the tories have some standards

[martha @mxmsworld]

God please. Was Patel at that party?? I need her to have been there.

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

@amber_stiby not you as well!!?

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

#COP26 has been named the must excluding COP ever.

This is no longer a climate conference.

This is a Global North greenwash festival.

A two week celebration of business as usual and blah blah blah.

[BIMM @BIMM_Institute]

Track of the Day 🎶

@freddielewiss' songwriting style is heartfelt and poetic, sharing his experiences as a young queer person.

Listen now to 'Lilac Underpass Mixtape' 🎧 #NewMusic

https://t.co/FNAK0W48Tf

[olzzz🤠 @olianfitzs]

‘a bookshop in toronto’ has been stuck in my head all day. honestly my favourite song at the moment. bloody masterpiece @freddielewiss

[kate flood 🇵🇸 @KateFlood]

billionaires are taking day trips into space

[Dr. Jennifer Cassidy @OxfordDiplomat]

Excuse me?

NOT only is Matt Hancock still on £81,932 a year.

But I’ve just learnt he got 16k FOR resigning.

That’s more than some people I know make in a year!

And he stood over the disgraceful NHS “payrise”.

I can’t express my true rage, or I’d be banned from Twitter.

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

half my brain was like yes i know she’s lovely and the other half was like piss off you perv

[zoe schneider @zoschneiderr]

as if some middle aged french man just came up to me and said ‘ooh you and you’re friend are cute aren’t you, i prefer her though’, and then walked off smiling as if it was the biggest ever compliment to us both???!?

[LADbible @ladbible]

London didn't even get a look in...awkward😬