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22 🍻 lincoln

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good things come to those who wait 😇😇😇

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Harry Kane looks like a melted Ryan Gosling

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@a_cox6 😘🎉

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How fast can I save up my fuck off fund. I need it by like, end of the day???

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which knobhead got a huge blister on day 1 of a 100 day walking challenge? 🙋🏼‍♀️

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I didn't get any good pics for the gram this weekend because I haven't been sober since about 8am Friday morning

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chopped all my hair off 💇🏼

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how can you get Himalayan sea salt when the Himalayas are mountains? Where's the sea to make the sea salt???

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Happy half birthday to me 🎉🍻💃🏼

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when someone is having a go at you over text but they make spelling mistakes lol try again mate

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bloody sick of hearing people whinging about the shitty weather. we all know. we all get it

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Mum tried to be a strong independent woman and fix the kitchen door. Instead she's fucked it even more and now it won't open #sillysandra

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at work today they asked me if I get into fights when I go out ... not sure how to take that

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Just found out mum didn't know KFC did gravy!? What rock has our Sandra been living under 😔

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but also so amazing and ready for anything 💪🏼

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just been spinning for the first time ever and I feel dead

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someone knocked me over last night and now my ankle is fucked 🙃🙃

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you know that kind of hangover where you're deffo hungover but also still a little bit drunk? that's me rn lol

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top tip: do not tell the fancy barmen in the strait & narrow that the cocktail prices in spoons are much more reasonable

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already back in my pjs happy Sunday