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@TwitchTourney Maybe like two-3 games a day?

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My first tweet in years. Okorn is officially worse than Nick Sheridan... @UMichFootball

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Let's go lions! #OnePride

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Can't wait for bron brons press conference

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@Rico_Bosco I bet the units on Siena,but I don't like betting against the riders.

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@stoolpresidente gotta audible to 18 beers

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@BarstoolBigCat series has already been determined. http://t.co/Iy40eKbMEw

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@JParmesan23 keep up that pace for another 6 miles than we can talk.

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@JParmesan23 @SpartanWilliam @JamesNahikianBG. Crickets https://t.co/qPn3z5DVig

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

Oof. That joke did not land, Tiger

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

You know what? I'm rooting for the White Walkers.

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FYI you cannot microwave kit kat bars. They don't melt they burn. #best/worstdrunksnackidea

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@JParmesan23 FATALITY. #23

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@JParmesan23 are you a 25 year old Twitter troll??

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You have to love a stat that starts with "no one has done it in 4 straight games since Jordan.....did it in 7 straight games" #23

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The longest day of the year is officially every Friday.

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As much as I want to, I can't hate the guy walking into the gym in a tank top and shorts in "feels like-13* temperature" I just can't do it.

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According to espn, Seattle has the tie breaker over Denver for the 2nd bye in the afc. @ESPNNFL

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

ICYMI: Alexander Ovechkin dekes between two defenders and scores what could be the goal of the year! #SCtop10 » http://t.co/Xm8iIVyoz7

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Test

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The old "see you next year" + forced laugh line. Classic. #cubelyfe