Zach Patten

human person

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@JClarkNBCS @NBCSPhilly @NBCPhiladelphia

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I really miss buttons on things

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@NoContextFieri Wow never realized Bryn Forbes was on the Warriors at some point

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@ByTimReynolds You've earned my vote for the Pulitzer

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@BradleyWhitford Hey Bradley Whitford, were you really playing the violin in that one scene of Billy Madison? I’ve spent like an hour trying to find out but I think this could be the sole piece of information not indexed by google.

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@NBA @sixers Very strange looking free throw

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@KevinMcCNBA It's a Philadelphia sports thing https://t.co/CuvAaNowIZ

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Are you guys ever just sitting there and suddenly you remember that the average human head weighs ~10lbs and then instantly your neck hurts for the rest of the day and you know it's gonna be the first thing your brain says to you when you wake up tomorrow everyday forever now

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@humplik You're the man Glenn

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@PompeyOnSixers @PhillyInquirer Do Sixers players get reimbursed for the bridge toll since the practice facility is in NJ but the arena is in PA?

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@JimViola Lunchmeat reviews

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@PossumEveryHour TIME TO DELIVER A POSSUM BALL

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@JimViola @uxhacks_ Car has become cat
Gasoline is tuna now
Cat has become car

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Five years, nice. The app I use tells me I have NOT smoked 18,271 cigarettes over that span. Gross.

2021 > 2020. Thanks to quarantine now I can do a pretty bad impression of Robert De Niro brushing his teeth. Been working on it every morning.

Seeya here next year, future me.

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Make that two years https://t.co/rseW7gAF6f

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Happy one year anniversary to the last time I smoked a cigarette

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Oh damn, make that 4 years now.

also 2020 sucks

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@JimViola 1. Describe your ideal career path in no more than three shapes and five colors
2. Where do you see yourself in 75 years?
3. Wouldn't you agree that there is enough evidence to say that color theory should just be called color law now?
4. What are your career goals?

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@JimViola i feel like you'd enjoy @70sscifi then

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@PaulHudrick "the office didn't get good until season 8"

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@dhwanisaraiya_ There's a big miserable part of the Philly sports fanbase that gets way more satisfaction out of complaining than from seeing the teams become successful

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@JimViola Making good progress!

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This is the most incredible achievement of my life and a day I will surely never forget. #MyTwitterAnniversary