Zach Payne

this place sucks

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

I currently live with my parents, have no job, ride my bike every day, and ask to get ice cream 4x a week. Quarantine is slowly but surely turning me back into a 9 year old.

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@C2_Cooper If you get a chance, I (and I think many people) would love to see an update on this 3pt contest rate stat as well as the passes/100 possessions stat in the quoted tweet for the whole series.

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@RobMahoney Man as a lifelong Pacers fan this is one of my favorite pieces about the team I’ve ever read. Great stuff, Rob.

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@jhaukap Excellent stuff for the first time. I think the most epic sequencing would be:

Hear the bells
Lights go red
PA announcement of his name
Crowd goes nuts
Lights return to regular as the song plays and he makes his way to the mound

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@bodyport is there any way to purchase one of your scales? Been using one for a study and love it, but have to send it back now.

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@E_Hunk6 @JimIrsay Even as a Colts fan I can attest that these 2 have been loyal to the Bengals for as long as I’ve known them and I’d love for Erik and his dad to get to go

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@BetMGMSupport @BetMGM how long is it supposed to take for the $200 bonus to show up? Still nothing for me

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@GreggDoyelStar Cleve was our first stop in the arena every game for 20+ years. Was a fixture in my life as a Pacers fan and he saw me grow up. Special guy - he will be missed

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@Pacers @PacersTeamStore Is that shirt Oshae is wearing for sale? I can’t find it on the site

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@PringKyle @LukeParrish_NFL hey guys, writing something fun right now that I think could be good for 8.9. Is there an email I could send the piece to you at?

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@IndyCornrows @C2_Cooper hey! I’m writing something right now that I think could be fun to potentially go on the site. Is there an email I can reach out to?

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@IndyCornrows Turbonis 3: Two Big to Fail

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@dgoold While I was ready for Shildt to go all season, the streak gave him undeniable job security going into next year. Putting in Reyes was the only thing he could do that could erase all that good will. It was beyond clueless. Don’t know how you accept that decision as a fellow player

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

Hey @Facebook get your shit together, I need to find out if it’s my mom’s birthday or not

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@brady_h @Noahmarjr Happy birthday, bro! Those shorts are awesome

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

Thank you so much @GovMikeDeWine

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@ZachFoxx14 Just dying to tell the world you have more than $11 to your name. #snob

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@michaelarato *euthanistic

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@losers_lost @LeviMolen @zachsilver There have been a lot of times last season and into this year that he doesn’t even appear to be a major league quality hitter. Especially with RISP. He’s a more similar player to Bader than we’d like to acknowledge

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@C2_Cooper It’s just remarkable that this is a team that as recently as last year (with mostly the same players) was built upon overachieving on defense. They can’t guard anyone.

[Zach Payne @ZPayne31]

@vishinthesea I miss knowing nothing. It was better that way.