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trapper/rapper/bad bitch snatcher

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

The first home run in the Statcast era off a 102+ mph fastball in the 1st inning.

[Reds Daily @RedsDaily4]

🚨 Sal Stewart made history.

His first-inning home run came off a 102.3 MPH fastball — the fastest pitch by a starting pitcher to ever be hit for a home run in the Statcast era (since 2015).

Special talent!

[Goodyear Blimp @GoodyearBlimp]

Unlimited blimp rides if you come home @KingJames

[Dugs @yuggs513]

“So you paid for a subscription to watch Reds baseball this year?”

“That’s right.”

“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”

“That’s correct Dave”

“And you thought that this year would be different?”

“Yes”

“Are the games at least fun to watch?”

“No”

“Is the broadcast at least enjoyable?”

“No Dave”

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Guess what little dickhead? Once you’re in you can’t get out. Sack up and start drinking like the rest of us

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Your reminder that when employers pay less than a living wage, taxpayers are forced to subsidize those workers by funding social safety nets.

SNAP and Medicaid aren’t handouts to workers, they are handouts to employers.

[Aadhi @AadhiR3211]

GABP has been open for 23 years and the Reds haven’t won one single playoff game there

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Did you guys know that the judges that issued international arrest warrants for Netanyahu were sanctioned by the United States and as a result are completely unable to access their bank accounts or do any banking?

But don’t you dare bring it up you raging antisemite.

[Adam Analysis @adamemedia1]

This is the most Israeli thing I have ever heard.

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

robert e. lee was a punk bitch who got his racist ass completely owned by a drunkard from cincinnati

[Chatterbox Sports @CBoxSports]

Joey Votto named his dog after Joe Morgan 🥹

#Reds

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

I’ve never understood destroying shit in your city because your sports team won it all.

When the Bengals win a ring, I’m going to calmly and politely smoke my crack during the celebration and not harm anything.

[KNBR @KNBR]

Kuip: "It may be more than 'tarps off' if Eldridge knocks one out of here."

Kruk: "I'm gonna hold you to it. Time to drop trou, hog out."

DROP TROU. HOG OUT. 😤

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

the greatest pitch frame in baseball history

[theater of dreams usher @sugarfreeprimoz]

Forever referring to Michigan as a “random tier 2 American university”

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Every mid 2010s Bengals Steelers game

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

if we get Knicks in 4 pretty sure Zohran automatically becomes president

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)