Zachary Pickett

Standup comedian. Earthling. Ladies, I’m a good fixer upper; or at the very least, a fun weekend. 🙃

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@NYPDnews @NYPDTips At least 20 percent of the replies to this make no sense. #publicschool #publicsafety

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Hey Texas don’t fret… abortion is OK in Oklahoma. #aok #Sooners #Oklahoma #texas #TexasChainsawMassacre2022 #nomorewirehangers #mommydearest

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@EngageNow2022 I’m a sexy doctor

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Just posted a photo @ Gold Sounds https://t.co/C3OMeMvLNK

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I feel that if you have a dog, then you acquire a pet that is a lower life form… it’s more your dog’s pet, than your pet. #hamsters #gerbils #ferrets #cats #bunnies #children