Zuki

im up here creating contraptions and collecting radioactive trinkets and obsessing over tornados

No minors please

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

The 60 year old geology professor with 3 phds that works at my college apparently loves drawing my little pony stuff

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

I turn 21 in a week and instead of being excited for alcohol im excited for the socks I always get cuz all of my socks have holes in them

[eve @csiirac]

people are dying from the #JerkOffAndKillYourselfChallenge

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

Lego Star Wars having a joke about women drivers being bad caught me way off guard lmao

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

Getting 100% on an assignment with the teacher's note saying "thank you for not using AI" makes me feel a different kind of negative emotion.

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

I missed laptops that make noise when you use them, not just fans I can hear this mf thinking

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

Having non-science teachers tell you to conduct an experiment and then mark you down when the experiment didnt get any results drive me insane, like not having results is just as valuable as not getting results you learn either way AAAAAAAAAAA

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[🍂 Frencore 🍁 (SEE PIN 🐺✨️) @FreneticWolf]

What boredom does to us

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

Being pansexual is being attracted to most gender queer people, most women, and Jedi Master Plo Koon

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

@seallymax Do consult myself

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

I got told that liking cats is un-American so fuck me to tears and call me French I guess

[cam 🌌 @camandfilm]

sooooo true disney+

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

Im going to DIE if I dont own a kei van

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

@seallymax Wiggle Wart 💪

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

You already know I oblitorate curbs

[Zuki @zpitfiremkvi]

Road goers watching a pink haired fag slide through the intersection in a blue subaru outback

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*drags my fat sopping body away pathetically*