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[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Ranch dressing is weird, and oddly snotlike, don't you think? Or is it just me?

[. @zpunch21]

@speshul_wes @anniepoppins9 Do it do it do it DO IT

[. @zpunch21]

@DontaviousRobi1 it’s my 9 year anniversary

[. @zpunch21]

The answer is always pizza.. Or Chinese buffet. NEVER A SANDWICH.

[. @zpunch21]

@speshul_wes @DontaviousRobi1 But was he...

[. @zpunch21]

We literally live right inside the door, ask me if @speshul_wes is taking a piss

[. @zpunch21]

Lookin for some Lobster MAC N Cheese in Omaha this weekend

[. @zpunch21]

Goes to Lincoln once. Mine as well be the zombie apocalypse.

[WyteOrangutan @WyteOrangutan93]

1. Dolphins
2. Jets
3. Jags
Worse teams in NFL, don't put them on national television. @NFL

[. @zpunch21]

@Wendys you are the true mvp tonight. @McDonalds and @tacobell think they are too good for quality service. Abysmal institutions.

[. @zpunch21]

@McDonalds you can’t deep fry chicken tenders after midnight but you can rally up some McNuggets? Strange they all cook the same way

[. @zpunch21]

@tacobell your Grand Island Nebraska location says it closes at 1 am but the employees say they stop serving at 12 pm. I want a burrito fix that shit

[. @zpunch21]

Shout out iPhone for keeping my sleep schedule regular

[. @zpunch21]

@CrystalMikeB Both

[. @zpunch21]

@chariitydaniele False

[brandon meyer @cantstopMEyer]

More chill than a raccoon snowboarding down a mountain of vanilla ice cream.

[. @zpunch21]

Bless up @LP3PO for Italian night kitchen clean up

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The Thing of Evil a cover girl? What is this world coming to?

[. @zpunch21]

@cantstopMEyer If you were an Olympic athlete you’d be a curler