miss janet

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[✯ @starberrryy_]

a cat running away with something in its mouth might be the cutest fucking thing ever

[♱ @retromjs]

1 michael jackson is more famous than 20 elvis presley’s

[SASKIA @tharealsaskia]

Just had a customer tell me “d as in dick.” I’m done.

[tabloid junkie 🌊 ☭ @theplacehotelly]

He was so Tuscan mom.

[𝚓𝚞𝚌𝚜✨ @jucsbk]

Me acusaram de gostar de mulher quando criança (eu realmente gostava

[kousa @raghadbir]

An outfit repeater from a young age😭

[cherie ♱ @cherieIiquor]

i can’t stop laughing

[Eren ᱬ @erenfromtargets]

one thing about butterflies , they will not fly in your house , that’s a bug with class

[Sadie @twigpantheress]

literally you have no reason to be hating on olivia dean bye

[Pris | on 🦋 too | ✝️🇨🇱 @Luummi1]

Mi mamá ya puede reconocer imágenes y videos de IA por su cuenta.

[𝓢ofia ꩜ @femimenonhaze]

certeza que os outros espermatozóides sabiam de algo que eu não sabia e me deixaram vencer

[🤷🏾‍♀️ @bigmachoboss]

defended gay people in front of my mom a bit too hard

[lizhong @casierjeans_]

How it feels to do homework past 10 pm

[creamycoconutmango @peanutbutrluvr3]

“ ____ has lost their damn mind“

[aura𓏲ּ𝄢 @bbygurlaura]

my favorite work wife & work husband lowkey invented that shit

[miss janet @zric4s]

@bbygurlaura right n talkin bout sum “facetime” and it’ll be thiller era fanfic

[✶ @suwibi_n]

how it feels trying to have a genuine discussion with a parent who takes everything as a personal attack or disrespect

[bv3ctor ★ @bvectorx3]

how it felt praying to god for help as a kid

[sina @onnthefloor]

i swear everyday it’s “39 years ago today michael jackson released _____” like they worked tf out of him

[miss janet @zric4s]

@timewaitsfornb what yall got going on in them groupchats