feudal MF DOOM:
on the mic, he's a freeholder
known to lift an ox over each shoulder
ahem... wheat sower and a wif stroker
can't plant the crops if it gets one degree colder
*woman's voice says "Villein"*
his work is agricultural
everything he makes, the lords tax it multiple
Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes
Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting