Zachary Robertson

Pushing the bounds of Solipsism since birth

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

Today the internet is 99% BS. This is not different from any normal day, we just happen to be more acutely tuned to it on April 1st.

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[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

If you haven’t had a chance to see @TheTSTavern you’re missing out. It was a marvelous show, and the family is still talking about it a few days later. May have to catch them in a different city!

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz @CityofPeoria_IL

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz @CityofPeoria_IL It’s about time someone stop your exploitation of this poor being, my friend.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz No. Stop it.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz Breathe deep, it’ll be over in a minute. Just relax.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz Don’t swoon, mate.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@johnbollwitt @WhiteHouse @POTUS It was a relief when I could click follow again, without holding my breath. He’ll get a honeymoon… but there is a lot of serious work to be done.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz @NHLFoley 1. Beer.
2. Beer.
3. Some money (to buy beer)
4. A beer.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz @NHLFoley Ok, I’m in. Just so long as all my demands are met.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz I expect a glowing letter of recommendation. And a signing bonus. And a company car. And free snacks. And a hat that says “PRESS” on a little tag.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

I am appalled at what I am seeing in DC. I feel physically ill.

We have to be better than this. We HAVE to be.

We can’t be the shining city on the hill if that shine is the glinting of torches of our own people burning our democracy down.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz Nobody has the right to “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” as a matter of law. The Declaration of Independence isn’t a legally binding document. So…

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

Drinking an Iguana Bait by @keysbrewing at @keysbrewing — https://t.co/3eB9dWZiLv

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

Winner of the night. Your prize... coming home and being my beer of choice for tonight. - Drinking a Backcountry by Naples Beach Brewery at @naplesbeachbrew — https://t.co/yFLutyEp5L

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@planetside2 @RoguePlanetSD here’s to 8 years of Planetside 2… from a Planetside 1 vet who still loves his time on Auraxis. Keep up the fight!

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@A_dmg04 Only complaint, the invasions are still too frequent for my tastes. They need to be slowed down just a tinge.

Otherwise a solid move in the right direction, brother.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz @AP Oh for sure. 70,000,000 people still backed Trump. Lots of work to do. So let’s roll up our sleeves and get to it.

[Zachary Robertson @zrobertson]

@andykravetz @AP Don’t get me wrong, there is a TON of work to be done over the social fabric of the US, but, the first part is over. The trench work is going to be long and difficult, but in my opinion we’re in a better way to begin with a new person at the top.