Zoe Roschach

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

my apologies for getting hacked and spamming even my skinniest friends with weight management propaganda; thanks for taking me back @twitter

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

Because you don't hear me talk enough & need a coffee table book featuring my nonsensical musings #lookma #imadeit https://t.co/QtVw9jdloW

[The Alarmist @AlarmistMag]

Issue 5 of The Alarmist is available for pre-order now (with sample pages to peruse) at http://t.co/87UNxyaVZF

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

@Carolyn_Wilson damnit. Just damnit. Shouldn't I get supportive sister for reminding you though #ppl

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

Why did I have this in my back pocket... #leadingdoublelives #identitytheft #twins http://t.co/XnIyxPkYX0

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

Missing my best buddy! #brady #puppy #barndog http://t.co/LnVBjZiqom

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

“@thebootnola: Ladies love Wed. Night...” Yeah, I'm a boot rat

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

Dear Grandma, someone once said "War is hell"... They've never been to fat camp. HERD IN THE SACRIFICES/CAMPERS #camp2013 @sophiesophsays

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

@JHayward843 IT'S SO MUCH BETTER ON THE OUTSIDE #freeatlast #neversawthesunbeforenow

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

@MollyMcConnell_ oh god, that was an accident. unfollowing now #thanksforhelpingasister

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

@jamie_leee @maddielajoie next week jamie.... c'mon girl, it's right there in the tweet #embarrassing #prayingforyou #deanslistmaterial

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

#PiBetaPhroyo @PBerryNOLA

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

@KnighthawKav be there soon! Weird I've seen the past two years but not this one. #heartbroken

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

@xtinahildner can't wait to meet yo sistaaaa (swamp tour maybe, ya little shit?! what?! you think @maddielajoie is better than me?! PUNK)

[BUKU Music + Art Project @thebukuproject]

Daily Lineup Announced! A LIMITED # of single day passes go on-sale Feb 6th at 11AM CST here: http://t.co/BUiR4pbc

[Earmilk Events @EarmilkEvents]

Win a pair of VIP weekend passes to @TheBukuProject March 8th & 9th in New Orleans! http://t.co/uNrj8qDq RT for 2 bonus entries

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

@gleebz593 you twat

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

@CongBillPosey I'm 1 of the 92 percent of Americans who support universal background checks. #WeDemandAVote

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

Back it up fast #MardiGras2013 #remixtime @maddielajoie

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

From here on out, I will be addressed as DA ORIGINAL LAYS #chipgang #laysandcompany #slayingit @maddielajoie @gleebz593

[Zoe Roschach @zroschach]

I got cash in my shoe but don't call me a #cashew @maddielajoie #mardigras #nutsaboutnuts