zac rosenbaum

i party.

[Shai Linne @ShaiLinne]

Jesus 2020. Confederate Flag. Noose. For many unbelievers, when they hear “Christian”, these images come to mind. This form of syncretism is one of the biggest apologetic challenges facing the church today. We must be clear about what Christianity isn’t as we share what it is.

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Son told me "I wish I had Justin Beiber pj's". So.... Obviously I have parenting down.

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Daddy, owl (stuffed animal) keeps waking me up and wanting to drink milk from my nibbles (nipples). The left one's empty. #babytweet

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

I love my baby sister more than monster trucks! Well... not as much as I love my remote control Grave Digger. I love it more. #babytweet

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

@mandypugh it's designed to shatter into pieces when inferior coffee is used. Return not needed.

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

I just used a Chem Ex to make Folgers. Take that hipsters!

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

When I grow up I want to be a daddy so I can stay up late #babytweet

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

I wish both of you were 2 and I was 50 and you were my kids and I were the boss of you! #babytweet

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Hey daddy, I know what we should name our new baby: Crusher, Pickle, Jessie or Charlotte
#babytweet #CrusherRosenbaum

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Hey daddy, when you're at the beach the whole ocean is your toilet! #babytweet

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

About to cross "DJ a high school prom" off my bucket list. BOOM.

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Wearing workout clothes in central market and I finally feel like I belong here

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Hey, I'm gonna go snuggle with your wife. #babytweet

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Dear santa, I want a toy of a firefighter hat. Give it to me right now. Gimme it. Love, Judah.
#babytweet

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Police nabidad, Police nabidad, e sparrow ano or police dad #babytweet

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Daddy I wish I were a deer so you could shoot me. #babytweet

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Hey daddy, come hold this booger for me. #babytweet

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

How to Be Good At Twitter
1. don't be
2. don't have that be your goal
3. aim higher
4. seriously, go outside or something

[zac rosenbaum @zrose]

Daddy, did you poop in your pants again? #babytweet

[Tom Campbell @thomasgcampbell]

More top 10 teams have played on the @SECNetwork than have played on the @LonghornNetwork in the history of both networks.