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ㅤㅤ`` this is patel ███████ speaking. director mathews has been severely injured whilst off site, leaving me in temporary control until he is conscious; written and signed in paper. ``
ㅤㅤ`` please resume your work as usual and →
even after taking every precaution, establishing every safeguard... you can never bee *too* safe from a deranged crudfish attack.
look no further than this clip of sorts here... the events you now witness transpired over the course of an extended leave of absence, as the tank owner was away at a trade show over the weekend... upon their return, they discovered every fishnar keeper's fear: a crudfish, squatting upon their tank of sorts.
but... it gets even worse— for this crudfish foe has hatched a nefarious scheme: slowly, bit by bit, the crudfish sucks in a morsel of tank water, before spitting it out onto the tiled floor below. in isolation, merely an innosent prank of sorts...
...that is, until they discovered the crudfish's profanity laden manifesto: swearing revenge on the fishnar keeper community, the crudfish orchestrated a heinous act of fishnar sabotage— squirt by wretched squirt, they intended to drain the tank of its preciose water resource... suffocating itself, and the whole tanknar with it.
yes... were this crudfish's plan's to come to fruitition, the denizens of this aquaphorium would have but mere months to live... let this be a firm reminder to all: even when you think you're safe, the crudfish is always scheming...
(from xhs - id 609537724)