Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."
This may be the most wholesome thing we've ever seen 😂
This UCLA pitcher brings a mini dinosaur named Jerry to the mound with him for every start 🦕
via: @B1Gbaseball