Nacho_Average_Dad

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

You literally cannot make this up:

- Broncos rush only 3
- Bengals use 4 players to block 1 guy
- Both tackles get beat instantly for a sack

[JAKE OLIVER ELLENBOGEN @JKBOGEN]

Don’t care who does this, it’s dirty and bush league.

[FoN9ne @FoN9ne]

Being called a "bitch" after getting stiff-armed into oblivion would probably anger me too

[Krabs 🦀💵 @krabs_bookit]

That’s not a touchdown, idk how they don’t review that

Bobbled it initially, by the time he had possession he only got one foot in, his left foot barely touches out of bounds

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

You shouldn’t be able to slide tackle into peoples shins that late and get a flag

Remove sliding from the game - make QB’s go down early and often or let them get hit like any runner

That’s the ONLY way to protect everyone and officiate it well

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I'm not gonna keep my mouth shut. That's a good call. Just not a necessary call."

"Nothing brings a broadcast to a screeching halt more than these yellow flags."

"The product's just not very good. I'm gonna be honest...I mean, this is ridiculous."

- Troy Aikman

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! An Antifa thug threatened to “smoke” reporter Nick Shirley in Portland, so a DHS sniper aimed a laser sight directly at the thug’s chest

The Antifa clown then got spooked and backed off.

He was almost served the ultimate FAFO!

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Texans' mascot has gone viral for pranking a Titans fan and ruining his shirt before today's game.

Pretty messed up 😭😭

[Nacho_Average_Dad @zsnyder111]

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[Pickswise @Pickswise]

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[Nacho_Average_Dad @zsnyder111]

@gavinmchughh Every single game today hit the NRFI except one of these two, tough!!!!!!!!

[Nacho_Average_Dad @zsnyder111]

@barstoolsports Tim Tebow walked so Taysom Hill could run.

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[Nacho_Average_Dad @zsnyder111]

#SeeYaLater

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#BigGulpsHuh

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#OhWaitLol

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#WeirdImHappyForHim….

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[Nacho_Average_Dad @zsnyder111]

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