Zack Stevens

a collection of my (sometimes sarcastic) thoughts largely surrounding the NBA, Tottenham and every other sport.

[Zack Stevens @zstev8]

JEDI

[Zack Stevens @zstev8]

The usmnt need Chris Richards to be healthy and to play Auston Trusty or else we will be conceding around 11 goals per game this World Cup

[Zack Stevens @zstev8]

*pretends to be shocked*

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: If referee calls had been correct, the Premier League title race would have entered the final match round with Manchester City two points clear of Arsenal, according to our analysis of key match decisions. https://t.co/FSWGZMMBRL

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Why is Tottenham just going by the summer 2025 playbook with transfers? It went so well last year that they want all the same dudes again?

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Arsenal AND OKC lose in the same day? Generational hate watch experience all around. Will tell my children and their children and their children about this

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Proud of Aston Villa and Crystal Palace! Champions of Europe!!!

[Zack Stevens @zstev8]

@Lea_EFC

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The greatest premier league team ever assembled won the league without even 90 points. And no other trophies? Interesting

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@SebOnFootball Generational jinx!

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Allez allez allez!!!!

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Handball to set up a goal. Handball to control a clearance. Kicked psg goalie in the head. Nothing to see here! Arsenal getting away with murder

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@Lea_EFC Arteta throwing a touchline tackle in on Doue or Barcola as they’re breaking free on the wing

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VARsenal and their @PGMOL_FA title: confirmed

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal and Chelsea were the teams who benefitted most from VAR errors this season according to data from the Premier League’s key match incidents (KMI) panel.

[Zack Stevens @zstev8]

@cryptobeast 3-1 PSG!

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@Dominos_UK

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Still wondering if there’s a way to change the squad and get Yunus Musah into the World Cup usmnt roster. Club form clearly hasn’t mattered to Poch with some of these other choices and honestly the midfield is feeling way too thin

[Zack Stevens @zstev8]

@NUCLRGOLF Most of them

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The water. I’m hitting the water in front of the green.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

You have 175 yards into a downhill par-3 that's playing 150. Front pin. No wind..

What are you hitting? 🏌️

[Zack Stevens @zstev8]

Has anyone’s salary in the entire country ever actually kept up with inflation?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: House Speaker Johnson says lawmakers need stock trading for financial support since their $174,000 salaries haven’t kept up with inflation.

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@Nino12x Because it’s not Romero