listening to 2 douche bags at the Incheon airport Taco Bell
“dude… you EMPTIED that soju last night”
“you’ve been pushing me to watch Walter Mitty”
“Hashtag KoreaTacoBell”
Talking about how time zones are “trippy”
“*starts rapping drake’s sicko mode verse*”
I love Pynchon bc he’ll have a really serious chapter about some serious shit happening and then be like “Also there was a guy there named Sprite Zero”